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phil . i . am

@phlwll

I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it.

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angryofislington.com
Joined August 2011
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Absolutely no one really thinks Harry Kane is a better player than Thierry Henry. No one.
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Motson never had a clue what was going on
TV Football 1968-92 (@1968Tv) profile pictureTV Football 1968-92
@1968TvNov 1
On This Day 1975 Match Of The Day cameras catch one of the infamous moments in the show's history. Leeds United’s Norman Hunter and Derby County’s Francis Lee, and their punch-up at The Baseball Ground. Commentator John Motson #LUFC #DCFC #MOTD
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Osama infiltrating the home end when everyone knows he’s Arsenal. Bloody troublemaker
UK Footy Bible (@UKFootyBible) profile pictureUK Footy Bible
@UKFootyBible12h
Never forget when Leeds fans sent cardboard cut-outs to be displayed at their home games during Covid 😭
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Lol
LB (@LBLFC_) profile pictureLB
@LBLFC_Nov 1
All ready for the big one today. #YNWA
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That’s fine isn’t it? The longer Carrick stays in the job the more chance we have of a hilarious relegation
Melvin🥤 (@MelvinAfc0) profile pictureMelvin🥤
@MelvinAfc0Oct 31
Look at this Bruno Fernandes tackle on Acheampong and tell me why referee didn’t give him a RED CARD? Pro Refs are a joke. They actually want Manchester United to win Chelsea to save Michael Carrick job
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Mind you, red card all day long
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Nick Harris@sportingintelOct 31
Hi Scott, if you or any Man City can prove that @themagic_tophat and I are the same person, I’ll donate £10,000 to a charity of your choice. But if you or any fellow fan try and fail, you have to donate £20 to cancer research. Deal?
Scott Moseley (@roslers_vest) profile pictureScott Moseley@roslers_vestOct 31
Replying to @themagic_tophat
Absolute bell started chirping up last week ironically at the same time as @sportingintel no surpise there
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Flaky as fuck this lad, he’ll dropout of everything
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REDaction Gooners (@REDactionAFC) profile pictureREDaction Gooners@REDactionAFCOct 28
#oneladsdroppedout
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Anyone doing a stutter run up for a penalty should be fined 3 months wages and made to write out “I will not be a twat again” 1000 times. That’s if they score. If they miss, 10 years prison, no remission
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“Career ending tackle” that left Dowman completely unharmed and back on his feet in literally 2 seconds 🙄
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Career ending tackle and it was Max Dowman who received the red card. Mikel Arteta was fuming with the 16-year-old. The Arsenal players were right there to defend him. Shocking decision.
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You could argue the tackle was potentially dangerous and deserved a booking, but it caused Dowman no injury, and if you then shove a player with your leg with sufficient force to move his body a foot back then you’ll get a red card every time
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That’s ridiculous
Layth (@laythy29) profile pictureLayth
@laythy29Oct 24
Not sure why there is a large block of empty seats near the halfway line and has been all game. Surely those passionate corporate fans were given umbrellas as part of their deal. Correct me if I’m wrong but that’s what happens when you give up prime seating to those who don’t fancy it on a rainy day…
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I’d forgotten that time Terry Hall’s barber left the country
RudeBoy79 (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (@RudeBoySka79) profile pictureRudeBoy79 (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)
@RudeBoySka79Oct 23
Fun Boy Three - The telephone always rings (1982)
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That third goal - I still laugh every time I see it
Gunners (@Gunnersc0m) profile pictureGunners
@Gunnersc0mOct 23
"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!" A @papilokanu hat-trick at Stamford Bridge, 27 years ago today.
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Spurs may have moved off the bottom of the table but over their past 61 top flight seasons they’ve spent a month longer in last position than they have in first
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And far better than Cristiano Ronaldo
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorganOct 21
Best midfield general in world football, and so unbelievably consistent. @_DeclanRice 👏
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Can someone check how many players Bayern have on the pitch. Seems like about 15 at the moment
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Possibly the worst auto-generated subtitles I’ve ever seen 😂
Dyslexic_aDve_Music 🎶 (@Toot_suite_) profile pictureDyslexic_aDve_Music 🎶@Toot_suite_Oct 19
Style Council Speak Like A Child.
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In the first 50 PL games of 26/27 there were only 2 VAR errors, as identified by the independent KMI panel: Haaland’s goal v ManU and Bruno G not getting a pen v Villa. 2 mistakes, both with a direct effect on Arsenal and the (sham) title race. Thanks “Pro Ref”
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Interesting piece in the Sunday Times where Howard Webb admits to being a big tosser
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Playing poorly but still winning means we have a good chance of winning the league. Actually 115 chances, ha ha
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