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Flawed nobody Esq. Amateur defective. Friend of Space Mice. Tam's Lodestone. Aspiring Pleisar. Laughs at the biers of the world. Saddened by conflation.

Dimas, Luna county Australia
Joined March 2022
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But when these fuckers get shot yall will cry huh
🔻 They will resist even if it’s with stones.
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I have never in my life, not once, seen a man lament that young girls don't read more military history books, or that they don't want to play with tonka trucks. Not even the most liberal, feminized, woke men do this. This phenomenon is restricted exclusively to white, liberal, usually (though unfortunately not always) childless, HR-brained women. And the reason is simple: they just hate men and don't want them to exist. They can't literally genocide men, so they do the next best thing, which is to try and turn them into women. Next time save the bullshit and just say you hate men, it'll be easier for everyone involved.
It’s not about if boys want to read Hatchet. First of all, school reading lists are dominated by male authors and protagonists. Second of all, it’s the presenting books in a gendered binary that is the problem. Maybe your son could stand to read some romantasy idk!!!!
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Professor Phuffort and the Morgila retweeted
A statistic that sounds fake but isn't: Not one single white American man born after 1984 has published a work of literary fiction in The New Yorker. It's not because they stopped writing. It's because The New Yorker has refused to publish them. The publishing industry has blacked out a generation of male writers & then they wonder why boys don't read.
About 70% of publishing professionals are women. Because agents and editors tend to select books they personally relate to, an increasing number of male authors are being sidelined in the publishing industry, resulting in an overwhelming number of female protagonists on our shelves—and a dearth of male ones. No wonder young men are no longer reading.
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Professor Phuffort and the Morgila retweeted
You know, I’ve never once needed to warn my friends that if they have warrants, they need to stay away from an event because the cops are there. Not once.
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Professor Phuffort and the Morgila retweeted
This is why your English teacher in 2006 told you to never use Wikipedia as a primary reference
fucking hell Wikipedia doesn't pull any punches
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Call me when a nun blows up on a bus
Orthodox Christian nuns. How archaic, regressive and backward.
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Professor Phuffort and the Morgila retweeted
If I'm paying for your health, babysitting and housing then I get to tell you what to eat..how to raise your kid and what pictures you hang on the walls.
Why are you NOT in favor of universal healthcare, universal childcare, affordable housing? For real, help me understand why it’s not a good thing.
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I am so sick of people being excessively "generous" with other people's money. You aren't compassionate, you're a thief.
If you had to pay an extra $6 out of every paycheck, but it meant every kid in public school got free breakfast and lunch, no matter how much their parents make, would you do it?
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Professor Phuffort and the Morgila retweeted
Dems be like "Trump protects rapists and murderers" and then literally go protect rapists and murderers
Gavin Newsom has spared the lives of all 548 prisoners on California’s death row. It is the largest mass commutation of death sentences in modern U.S. history.
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"Kill your local rapist" ppl when it's actually time to kill rapists.
Gavin Newsom has spared the lives of all 548 prisoners on California’s death row. It is the largest mass commutation of death sentences in modern U.S. history.
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Professor Phuffort and the Morgila retweeted
Fun fact: the amount of people who die from medically assisted suicide in Canada is greater than the amount of people who die from gun violence in the United States, both on a per capita basis and in absolute numbers.
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Professor Phuffort and the Morgila retweeted
"Why aren't they rioting and assaulting people like we do whenever we lose? This is suspicious."
The left truly has no theory of mind of Republicans
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Professor Phuffort and the Morgila retweeted
Socialists be like: “I can’t manage my own life but you should trust me with the whole economy.”
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Professor Phuffort and the Morgila retweeted
No, Congresswoman. You are not “facing 17 years in federal prison for doing your job and standing up to Trump.” That is not what the indictment says. You were conducting congressional oversight at Delaney Hall. That part WAS your job. But federal prosecutors allege that when officers attempted to arrest Newark Mayor Ras Baraka, you physically interfered with that arrest, struck one federal officer with your forearm, grabbed him, and used your forearms against another officer. THAT alleged conduct is what produced the three federal charges carrying a combined statutory maximum of 17 years. You have every right to contest those allegations. You are presumed innocent. You can argue the prosecution is politically motivated, challenge the evidence, challenge the officers’ account and make every constitutional defense available to you. But “I am facing 17 years for standing up to Trump” is political legerdemain. Opposition to Trump is not the charged offense. Congressional oversight is not the charged offense. The alleged physical interference with federal officers is. Those are materially different statements, and Americans deserve the whole story. #AStoneGroove #SilentMajoritySpeaks
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Professor Phuffort and the Morgila retweeted
Replying to @Floridamarx
Saying the quiet part out loud: Socialism is theft because it can't produce on its own.
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I'm a naturalized citizen. Of course naturalization can be revisited if the person lied to get into the country. What is the NYT even arguing here? You can lie to get in to America and we can't do anything about it because it's too late, you're already here? Ridiculous.
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Thomas Sowell: “I have never understood why it is ‘greed’ to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money.”
Bernie Sanders: “Greed is not good. Love and compassion is good. Empathy is good. Billionaires who have more money than they can spend in a thousand lifetimes say I need more and more and more and I don’t care what happens to ordinary people. We have got to take that on full steam ahead”
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Professor Phuffort and the Morgila retweeted
It seems that many modern women think men are evil rapists, yet simultaneously sleep with as many of them as possible. Confusing worldview.
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Tuition-free college isn't free, Bernie. It simply transfers the bill from students to taxpayers. And here's the irony: college attendance is disproportionately higher among wealthier families, yet your solution makes everyone pay, including poorer workers who never attended college. You're demanding that people who never agreed to someone else's debt help pay it, often subsidizing individuals whose degrees will give them greater earning potential. Apparently, holding someone responsible for a debt they voluntarily accepted is cruel, but forcing a poorer stranger to help pay it is compassion.
10 million Americans can't afford their student loans. Now Trump wants to hire private debt collectors to seize their wages, Social Security checks and tax refunds. This is INSANE. We need tuition-free public college, not a government that punishes people for struggling.
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