Can a bird and a bee really love each other
KV22
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DNI if you're a witch a mage a sorcerer or a spellcaster of any kind or a specter from my past
2004 Celica GT retweeted
Everyone always says they're making love but they've never shared the recipe with me
2004 Celica GT retweeted
Just smothered my granny in ketchup and exotic mud from western asia because she didnt give me money to fuel my beetroot stew addiction. AITA?
2004 Celica GT retweeted
ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to strain plankton and krill though my baleen
2004 Celica GT retweeted
I think people don’t like spiders because they think they have too many legs but some people also don’t like snakes because they have no legs? I’m still figuring it out and asking around but I think it’s about the legs
2004 Celica GT retweeted
Ah the first False Fall of the year. Southerners gleefully donning cardigans and light jackets as we rush out to greet the autumn morning with a gleam in our eyes. “I can almost see my breath!” I say, blowing into my cupped hands. Knowing in my heart it will be 87 on Thanksgiving
