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Paul J. Rush

@pjrush

Dilettante and bon-vivant.

 Kitchener, ON, Canada
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Joined May 2008
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"The human brain is a miracle," I say, taking the handful of medication that keeps me from spending most of the day crying in the dark.
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"Contemporary Illustration" magazine by @pjrush is an eye-poppng survey of 21st century graphic design flip.it/8NirS #MagsWeLove
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@Ihnatko12 Feb 2012
A problem with social media buttons: it _appears_ as though 1173 E! Online readers "like" the fact that Whitney Houston has died.
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The Phantom Menace 3D. Mmm. Can't wait to watch those committee meetings about trade embargoes LEAPING INTO MY FACE.
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@meganamram8 Feb 2012
I'm so tired I could sleep a horse
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Newt or Schrute? Test your politco/Office chops: bit.ly/xjr74C @pourmecoffee @LOLGOP
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It's a real sign of maturity when you let the other person be Mario.
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John Moe@johnmoe6 Jan 2012
Sometimes I call Eddie Vedder "Daughter". He gets SO MAD!
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John Moe@johnmoe27 Dec 2011
Uh oh. Now the May Queen is here with a whole wagon full of cleaning supplies.
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John Moe@johnmoe27 Dec 2011
You guys, I'm trying not to freak out but I THINK there's a bustle in my hedgerow. I ... I just... what do I even do here?
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And in those days Caesar Augustus decreed that all must return to the town of their birth, that they might sort out their parents' computers
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John Moe@johnmoe23 Dec 2011
"Our land is rid of The Blue Bird! He has gone away! Forever! And now I shall rule for 10,000 years!" - The New Bird
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@Pinboard21 Dec 2011
Ask yourself this: is there any JRR Tolkien place name that does not sound like the name of a mood stabilizer or antifungal cream?
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Jason Sweeney@sween10 Dec 2011
The hardest part of making a turducken is the look on the turkey's face as he watches you make the duck eat the chicken.
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Statistically there are two Popes per square kilometre in the Vatican Thanks @thanatoslives
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Every year, when the President "pardons" a turkey, I think, Ho ho! What a hilarious ribbing of a legal system that puts humans to death!
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Jason Sweeney@sween22 Nov 2011
The cat stole my chair but I didn't want to move him because he looked so comfy so all I could do was pepper-spray him right in the face.
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John Moe@johnmoe16 Nov 2011
"But what about when there was one set of huge footprints spaced way far apart?" "That was when Bigfoot carried you."
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When I'm full of beans, I'm actually pretty tired.
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"Smells like people in here. Do you smell that?" —Burnt toast, having a stroke
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