He/him | 19 | ✖️| Kris Statlander fan Private account @INSERTBOOPHERE

Joined August 2022
Okay maybe I'm crazy but I noticed something about Kris's shirt in this video 😭 @callmekrisstat am I onto something?
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My cat was born with a mullet
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danny so polite
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From my experience, this is the estuary that happens when you go to an AEW show and sit next to WWE/TV wrestling fans. They only react to entrances, interferences and chants.
Bruh at Collision I was the only person in my section cheering/booing and people started to look at me crazy for chanting for the wrestlers. I chanted “LET’S GO MYRONN” and two people turned around and looked at me like this 😭😭😭 What’s the point of going then dawg
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what’s your wrestling related vocal stim mine is singing my time like edge does here
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I am genuinely not listening to anything from fan of the Jey Uso of AEW's women's division
Replying to @planetstat
Thekla has an entire career in STARDOM that is better than anything Stat has done. There's a reason TK rushed to switch the title from Stat to Thekla 🤣
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Happy Birthday @WheelerYuta!
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mox doesn't beat women so let's start with that
There’s not a single thing Mox does better than Stone Cold Steve Austin I’m sorry.
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Replying to @yunjinismybias
Not to mention the Mercedes trilogy.... Theklas entire character is "10 year old who learned curse words for the first time" and having 2 star matches
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I mean I'm probably dumb for expecting smart takes on wrestling from a K-Pop stan but oh well
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"DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT KILLING ME WOULD STOP ME FROM AVENGING MY FAMILY AND CLAN? THINK BI-HAN, THINK!!" #mortalkombat #invencible
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I have to share this. Eddie Kingston just gave an amazing promo. We love you Eddie. Please know that. You deserve all of this + more.
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The Swirl is better than The New Day, Cope & Christian and maybe FTR and MCMG in 2026 Hopefully they get over in Japan so the larpers in here can stop acting like Blake and Lee are bad wrestlers 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
The Swirl getting over in New Japan is cool to see icl #NJPW #NJSJTL
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Tag teams who shouldve won the AEW tag team championships... I still think about them :(
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Please free Kris Statlander from “Harley Cameron”
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Lena Kross/Statlander singles match on ppv would change lives btw(mine specifically)
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NEEEED the singles match expeditiously as well
these Stat/Lena minutes fucking ruleeee omg
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There’s something that I can’t explain about the way early Dynamite looked and were shot that was just so awesome. I thought it was just because it was new, but I watch this now and still feel it.
7 years ago today, Cody Rhodes and Chris Jericho did this great angle on Dynamite episode #4. Cody breaking the glass with MJF's scarf. Babyfaces brawling with Inner Circle all over the arena. This Full Gear 2019 AEW World title build was SUPERB.
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Replying to @WarTornRasslin
They got rid of the bright white lights on the crowd, the fog, the low hardcam angle, the black ropes, literally everything that made aew different than WWE. I hate it honestly @TonyKhan
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Nobody has still informed Ilja Dragunov that pro wrestling is not real. 😭
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Multiple cool teamups haven't won the title cuz we needed to give 7 Reigns to ftr and bucks
yeah sex is cool but imagine if these two had gotten a proper tag run
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most obvious “we don’t want you in AEW” signing ever
Jordynne Grace is reportedly not in current creative plans in WWE. (@WrestleVotes Live via @FightfulSelect)
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