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“There’s someone who sees through his eyes, and it’s him!” —Me on realizing I made a new little human and he is a real person 🤯
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My jaw is on the floor
This PhD did a scientific analysis of all bullet audio signatures from the Trump assassination footage
CONCLUSION: Raw Audio evidence proves there were *at least* two shooters firing different weapons in two locations to kill Trump
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Several years ago, I was offered free lasik surgery and turned it down. Here’s why..
Every year at Christmastime, one of my favorite activities after decorating the tree is to sit in front of it at nighttime with my glasses off and no contacts in.
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idk guys seem to imagine "confidence" like some kinda unwavering/stoic dominant vibe but if you can make a baby laugh like this in front of a woman you've basically hit peak male attractiveness
Falling asleep to the sound of waves gently crashing against the shore, I’m convinced there’s no better feeling than this. Two days into vacation and I’m having the best sleep I’ve had in years. ☀️🌴🌊
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Nobody in American League history has hit more home runs in a single season than Aaron Judge. #AllRise
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Replying to @eclipsethis2003
Define “brainwashed”: “well, I got vaccinated so I wouldn’t catch a cold that the vaccine doesn’t prevent. Now I have Bells Palsy but I’d do it again because it’s the ‘right’ thing to do.” 🤡🌎





























