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this is how my bffs boyfriend-now-husband and i text
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Alex Brightman, Adamโs voice actor, & Sam Haft, the showโs music composer & designated lore guy, have both stated that Adam has โhorny moansโ during the Gravity sequence. Skye Henwood, the animation director, stated during the S2 blu-ray commentary, with Viv present, +
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My manager docked six hours from my timesheet. The note said, "Overtime appears padded."
I looked at the line for a while. Then I said, "Okay," and walked back to my desk.
That night, I stopped at the security desk on my way out. The guard who works nights keeps a paper sign-out sheet next to his monitor, a clipboard with a pen on a string, because the badge system is "unreliable."
I asked him, "Do you keep the old ones?"
He said, "In the drawer. Every one since I started."
The next morning, I asked if I could photocopy the last three months. He handed me a thick folder and said, "Knock yourself out."
There were forty-four pages. My name was on thirty-one of them, with the time I left.
Most were between 8:40 and 9:30pm.
I circled each of mine in blue. Then I went to the six dates my manager had cut, and I paper-clipped those pages together on top.
On Friday, I walked into his office while HR was already sitting there for something else. I set the folder on his desk and said, "That's for the timesheet."
Then I stood there and didn't say anything else...
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My wife's family is like this. This is what the poor in America are like, extracting rents from anything family is supposed to provide, in many ways they're even worse than the petty bourgeois.
Every year I think Heidi Klum has reached the absolute limit of human imagination and every year she reminds me that I am in fact underestimating her๐ญ
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This is genuinely one of the funniest things Iโve ever read.
Donโt get me wrong sheโs definitely dying alone but this is an absolute comedic masterpiece.
























































