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Eliot. he/him.

Jerz
Joined May 2014
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Brandy and Monica after they team up at the end of the music video
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The @espn bit on the #NJDevils win last night just said five players names and pronounced four of them wrong. What do they have to do to earn some respect around here? (HIS NAME IS NOT THOMAS)
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If you were a Gordy house it meant your mom didn’t love you as much. I can say that because I was a Gordy kid.
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It is literally soooo important to duolingo that I know how to say β€œapple” in Russian. It’s been a year! I promise I have got it down! There are other fruits!
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The @NHL wants a pat on the back for SAYING they support marginalized players and fans but when they actually have to lift a finger to make us feel safe and included, they don’t. Transparent
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The worst feeling is when your brain can’t figure out what’s wrong so it just starts cycling through negative emotions. β€œAm I hungry?” β€œAm I sad?” β€œAm I never going to be okay ever?” You! Are! Just! Bored! That’s it! It’s Friday and work is slow and I am bored.
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If enough people hate crisp rat Mario do you think they’ll undo it like ugly sonic??
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Good news, gays! Bros is very funny and also almost made me cry. Gross!
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It’s real bullying my dad hours
Not my mom right now asking for a pat on the back because she saw fat people wearing clothes she didn’t approve of and didn’t even say anything to them
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Some sentences change you the second you encounter them.
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Today I learned that I pass as straight well enough for people to think they can make homophobic jokes to me. For personal reasons I will be deceasing.
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My ~*~influence~*~
Spindrift is literally so funny for this. Like those are still really small amounts of fruit. But at least they don’t use fake cucumbers I guess
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If you can’t comprehend the phrase β€œfuck-you flip flops” you cannot do the social network monologue. I am so tired of hearing people try to do it and getting exactly that part wrong.
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Anyone else get the laptop song on tiktok? Cause it’s been stuck in my head all week. Why is it such a bop??
Can I report the owl for bullying me??
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My friend bullied me into not cheating on the sims and did you know that that makes the game harder?? Like, if you don’t just give them lots of money and make them not need anything with god powers, they need things and don’t have money?? Unfair.
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If one of your microwave instructions is β€œtransfer to oven”, those are not microwave instructions.
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