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Eliot. he/him.

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Joined May 2014
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Goopy Proctor, come on
ilana kaplan (@lanikaps) profile pictureilana kaplan@lanikaps28 Mar 2023
it's giving hester prynne
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Nico is just checking to see if you're voting... #NHLAllStarVote @nicohischier #NHLAllStarVote @nicohischier #NHLAllStarVote @nicohischier #NHLAllStarVote @nicohischier #NHLAllStarVote @nicohischier #NHLAllStarVote @nicohischier 1 RT = 1 VOTE. GET ON IT.
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1 RT = 1 VOTE! #NHLAllStarVote Jesper Bratt
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If you're not RTing this post, what are you even doing with your life? #NHLAllStarVote @nicohischier #NHLAllStarVote @vitacz15 #NHLAllStarVote Jesper Bratt #NHLAllStarVote Dougie Hamilton
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The Twitter vote is still open, so let's do another giveaway! This time, RT to enter to win a Dougie Hamilton autographed puck. #NHLAllStarVote Dougie Hamilton #NHLAllStarVote Dougie Hamilton #NHLAllStarVote Dougie Hamilton 1 RT = 1 VOTE. Let's get Dougie to the beach. 🏖️
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This is so wholesome, everyone needs a bestie like this 🥹🫶 @bmthofficial
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biden after hearing the mario voice
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Happy Birthday @AdamDamnLazzara! He is celebrating in the studio today creating presents for you! 🎁🎁🎁 📷: @chonies
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It is very funny watching horrible people realize their deaths are going to be celebrated on twitter in real time and having a breakdown over it
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sam@sam_ettwein10 Sep 2022
Most of you have probably been waiting for me to make a formal statement about Her Majesty Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of her other realms and territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. Well, here it is:
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sam@sam_ettwein6 Sep 2022
To quote Bo Burnham: “Segues are weird.”
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one thing i appreciate about ikea is how they will not sell furniture to anyone who cannot escape a labyrinth
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We laughed at his warning. – at Toronto, Ontario
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my two modes are “borderline doing stand up comedy” and “quiet and scared like a feral kitten”
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calling off work to make more of these
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Inside you, there are two wolves. Inside Mozart there were like eleven or twelve, that's why they called him Wolfgang. – at Perth, Western Australia
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What’s wrong, babe? You’re not taking any Jong rips
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Sarah@sillezzz15 Aug 2022
Men invented golf so they could go on walks together and they invented podcasts so they could have meaningful conversations with each other
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might become the type of fella to say “gadzooks!” on occasion
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