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c'est la vie shordie 🥂

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Joined November 2021
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I thank god for what’s meant for me
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apaixonado na minha mulher e nada mais importa
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Pet marmot puts on a vest — AND it FITS
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Things to say when someone sneezes: - I don't respect you. - God can't help you. - Take that shit outside. - This is why you're alone. - Now I need a shot. - This used to be a nice neighborhood.
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Remember when the ministry sent a chinese spy to literally get Harry Potter arrested
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I would owe her my whole salary
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dont be comin up in my apothecary takin big sips of my elixirs
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If we not careful Robert Pattinson going to play Nipsey Hussle in a bio pic
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“sii he limpiado mi habitación” la silla:
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these zip boots hard asf i’m ngl
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goodnight to her only. the rest of u can have nightmares
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Damn, didn't know I could speak 5 languages by kostikteslacoil
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
We dont say that in german. Germans also say Taco. Switch the wiki article to german for proof. de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco
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limewire dawg wtfffff
core memory unlocked
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niggas will claim they communist but don’t clean the dookie marx off they lenin sheets
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instead of a sticker you should get a hot dog when you vote
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U either Dominican or Republican pick or choose
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Me when notification say "3+ msgs from her"
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