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It's truly amazing how much I learn here on X that no "journalist" in the corporate media will even consider writing about.

St. Cloud, MN
Joined May 2008
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Ok a good bit.
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Schrödinger's homosexuality: it's either bad or good, but you don't know until Democrats determine what is needed politically at this moment.
I love how Ilhan Omar married her brother, Elissa Slotkin is calling for the imprisonment of Trump admin officials, and Deep State bureaucrats are planning a coup, and all the Democrats can respond with is “Lindsey Graham was gay.”
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Questionable taste in women, too now that I think about it
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I love the new flying car but it’s a shame the only people who will be able to afford it are daycare owners in Minneapolis
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A statistician is afraid of flying because there's a small chance of a bomb being on the plane. So he starts carrying a bomb himself. Reason? “The probability of two bombs being on the same plane must be much smaller.”
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When someone asks what I’m doing later and my answer is “nothing,” Please understand, nothing is not an opening in my schedule. Nothing is the event. It is the plan.
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Peggy Flanagan believed skipping debates was disqualifying in 2010, by the way. Why did you delete this tweet, @peggyflanagan?
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Imagine you only write one piece a year for the NY Times for an astronomical salary and the one you write in 26 is the story of how you insisted your own daughter be poorly educated to serve your own repellent racialism, which your own parents did not let happen to you.
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No words needed🤣🤣🎵🎵
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Now I want a hyena.
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This might be the best political chart ever made…
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Concise and accurate.
"I got fired over my opinion :(" "What was the opinion?" "That it's okay to murder people over their opinions."
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The same white liberal women who marched for Black Lives Matter wanted to throw a Black Juror off the Lindsay Clancy trial because he believed her kids lives mattered. Think about that.
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It just keeps getting better.
this is, with zero hyperbole, the greatest video to ever exist
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A Hero That Trusted His Intuition. The problem wasn’t that Morgan Stanley didn’t believe him. Rick Rescorla had already been right once. After the 1993 basement bombing of the World Trade Center, the firm’s security chief walked the towers, studied the site, and reached a conclusion most people preferred not to hear: the World Trade Center was still a target. Next time, he said, it would not be a truck. It would be an airplane. An airplane. In a 1993 report. Executives listened. Then they looked at the lease. Morgan Stanley was the largest tenant in the complex—twenty-two floors of the South Tower, thousands of brokers, and a trading infrastructure that could not be packed into boxes and wheeled across the Hudson. They literally made it a trading center. The contract with the Port Authority ran until 2006. Walking away from premium Manhattan space of that scale would have meant penalties measured in the hundreds of millions, plus the operational chaos of relocating an entire downtown machine. So the company stayed. Rescorla adjusted. If they could not leave the building, they would learn to escape it. He built a protocol and treated it like doctrine. Unannounced drills. No exemptions. Brokers who billed by the minute were pulled off their desks and sent into the stairwells two by two, starting from the top floors, leaving a lane for firefighters coming the other way. People complained. He did not care. Practice, he believed, was the only thing that would beat panic. On the morning of September 11, 2001, American Airlines Flight 11 hit the North Tower. From the 44th floor of the South Tower, Rescorla could see the fire. Then the Port Authority came over the speakers: the South Tower was secure. Stay at your desks. Rescorla grabbed a bullhorn and ignored them. He started the drill his people already knew by heart. Floor by floor, two by two, down the stairs. He sang as he moved—Cornish songs from childhood, then “God Bless America”—keeping the line moving, refusing to let the stairwell become a stampede. Seventeen minutes later, the second plane struck the South Tower. By then, most of Morgan Stanley was already on the way out. Of the 2,687 employees in the building that morning, all but 13 survived. It was stunning. Rescorla could have been outside with them. He went back up instead. Colleagues told him to leave. He said he would, as soon as he was sure no one was left behind. He was last seen around the 10th floor, heading higher. The South Tower fell at 9:59 a.m. They never found him. He was one of the 13. He was a hero in every sense of the word. Remember Rick Rescorla, he remembered for us.
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I came from humble beginnings… Separated from my birth mom as a baby. Never knew my dad. Started life with nothing. Today I own a home. I have a chauffeur, a personal chef, and a cleaning staff. Never give up on your dreams. If I can make it, so can you 😂
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Republicans are the kind of people who will offer to mow your lawn if you’re unable to. Liberals are the kind of people who will report that overgrown lawn to the HOA. That’s the difference.
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