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Elle Woods is my inspiration, Oscar the Grouch is my reality. All opinions and views expressed on this profile are mine alone. header by @16pxl

Minneapolis, MN
Joined September 2012
My experience as a First Generation college student and the guilt that ensued
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someone once told me that minnesotans’ ideal weather is when they can wear shorts and a sweatshirt and i fear they were 100% correct
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The 2020s have been a lot more Minneapolis-centric than you'd expect.
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I’ve been on this site for nearly half my life… yikes #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Me if I were a Care Bear.
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Something something hot girl summer
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Absolutely terrorized the Photo Booth at my friends’ wedding. Can’t wait for them to see these precious moments that needed to be captured
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she was in her 50’s bullying everybody. age did not matter.
She was 54 bullying a 5 year old
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What the fuck is going on
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I live in my own world 99.9% of the time so yes I had to google who Kate Middleton was and why people were looking for her
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Might drive my boyfriend insane with a twilight movie marathon this weekend
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What games are y’all most looking forward to in 2024? Personally I’m counting down the days until this bad boy comes out
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you want me to finish a task???? On December 19th???? literally Christmas morning???
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Gays be at house parties saying “this song was on glee”
men be at house parties saying “this song was on fifa”
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137 Guess what this is about again?
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Surprising no one Taylor Swift is my top artist
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I needed a fan for my desk but at the cost of 2d6 psychic damage everytime I see the brand name
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Speaker of the House so empty not even Spirit Halloween wants the real estate
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