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"So I can wish for anything, right?" "Within the Dragon's power, next to anything." "So can wish for just a beautiful woman who will love me forever and will fetch me beer and cigarettes until I die?" "Theoretically yes." "Okay. So here's my question about that. Does the dragon create a new woman out of nothing or does it pick someone that fits the bill?" "Pretty sure it is a new person." "See that is the issue. Think about it. A person just popping into life like nothing who only knows loving me, booze, and cigarettes...I mean do think even know general things about the world or how to take care of themselves?" "...Huh. Guess I never really thought about that." "RIGHT?! That seems like such a crazy wish to make that could backfire badly like one of them monkey's stick thing." "You mean monkey's paw." "Monkey's what?" "Monkey's Paw. A wish granting item that always backfires on the user..." "Yeah. That thing. I just don't want to stuck in an Obsession situation." "What is Obsession?" "Right. I keep forgetting like you are 12." "8." "Man. Really letting younger kids on the team sooner and sooner." "You recruited me." "Yeah because I thought you were 12."
“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it."
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Investigators say a Fort Wayne man cut off his penis, lit it on fire and then used it to set his mom's garage on fire. Christopher Peden is charged with one count of Arson. Peden was arrested last week and his bond was set at $10,000. He has since posted that bond.
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Autistic men getting accused of mansplaining for sincere infodumping is an example of ableism masquerading as feminism.
If a man is excitedly bulldozing you about a topic, that’s not mansplaining, that’s normal human sincerity and a genuine attempt to connect. You can’t mansplain without intention to prove superiority. Surely you people understand the very basic social facts surrounding intention.
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Every fact is “fake news” Every protest is “paid agitators” Everything they don’t like is a “hoax” Every election they lose is “rigged” Imagine being so fucking weak and pathetic that you have to invent an alternate reality because you’re incapable of dealing with the truth.
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If your boss spanked you for doing a bad job at work, that would be assault and sexual harassment. But when you do it to children it's just rough parenting. This is because you do not see children as people
Replying to @VoidinFlesh
Hey so spankings arent abuse unless theyre done for no reason, hope this helps!!
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IS THIS ALL YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING DO YOU USELESS COWARDS
Deranged, unhinged, and criminal.
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You literally wrote an op-ed that Disney had gone too woke so you ‘wouldn't be going back or watching Disney+ anytime soon.’ Everything and I mean EVERYTHING Republicans do is performative. They stand for nothing, believe in nothing, do nothing but peddle in outrage.
Hey TMZ. Yes, I’m at Disney with my grandkids. Should we be in DC? Yes! But I don't get to make that decision.
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Americans need to earn about $8500 per week full time minimum wage to have the same spending power as a car wash kid in 1971 earning $64 a week This happens when your govt destroys a currency
One pound of ground beef now costs more on average than the federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour.
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execute him publicly what the fuck is this
ICE Officer admitted he raped a woman in custody for months He did this in exchange for letting her see her daughter
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Hey, Propaganda Barbie: We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up. Ever.
Leavitt on Epstein: "We're moving on from that."
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Coward with the screenshot instead of the QT. Allow me to be INCREDIBLY CLEAR. Women are not walking incubators no matter how much you wish for them to be. Pregnancy is not passive - it is active biological labor. It requires the body to divert nutrients, experience hormonal upheaval, undergo physical transformations, and risk injury or death. It is a form of biological work that cannot be outsourced or shared. When the state forces a woman to perform that labor without her consent, it is compelling her to work with her body for the benefit of another - whether that be a fetus, the state, or society’s moral ideals. That meets the classical definition of slavery: labor under compulsion without consent. Abortion should be allowed without exception up to the point of fetal viability. And then WITH exceptions beyond that point. Period. Spare me your pearl clutching language. “OH MAH GERD YOUR KILLING BABIES” 😭😭😭 Stop. I don’t give a flying rats ass how many sCaRy or emotionally manipulative words you use to convince the minority that you are somehow fighting the good fight. You aren’t. You are fighting for women to be actual slaves of the state. And you are using emotionally compelling language to do so. I see you. And you SUCK.
Dumbest tweet of the day?
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OH SHE CLEARED MAGA SO BAD LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Official statement from ICE:
It is absolutely sickening to compare ICE law enforcement agents to the Gestapo. Attacks and demonization of ICE and our partners is wrong. ICE officers are now facing a 413% increase in assaults. Our message is clear: DO NOT come to this country illegally. If you do, we will arrest you, deport you and you will never return.
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I’m calling on @RepNancyMace to resign from Congress immediately. If you support this, please retweet this to send her a message.
Some unhinged lunatic, a man, wearing daisy dukes, at a makeup store, got in my face today. Dems are nuts. So I went off - and I won’t be backing down. I hold the line 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Try me.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The original comic was done by pizzacakecomic. Kyle has taken their comic and cropped out their watermark and links facebook.com/share/p/1679qN… pizzacakecomic.com
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Sam Kuffel, a meteorologist for @CBS58, has reportedly been fired for criticizing Elon Musk’s arm gesture on her personal social media account.
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Katy Taylor is dirty af
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