I like Jiu Jitsu and maths. My number of concussions is no longer single digits.#10P4L
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I wasn’t wrong. Just early.
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“The woman who body-slammed us for supporting the Iran war and then needed 3 cops to subdue her is ACTUALLY a super hot Mongolian woman literally named after Genghis Khan’s sister with a giant tat of a bucking horse! Ha!”
Uh, yeah, wow, people’ll REALLY hate her now. 🤨
China certainly doesn’t send their best.
This has to be the highlight of Temulun Togochog’s crash-out right after she was arrested by @umichdpss earlier this afternoon.
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If you’re a left leaning chuddy looking white guy, now is really your moment to shine
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This Simpsons joke about Catholic v Protestant heaven is welded into my brain, especially because in the narrative of the show Catholic heaven is meant to be undesirable despite Christ himself preferring it
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Alexander Hernandez admits it's disappointing that genuine interactions with fans have been reduced to shallow talk about parlays:
“The saddest thing in the world is you get done with a fight, you're in the airport, and no one just comes up to you to say they're a fan or ‘great work.’ They say, ‘You hit my parlay,’ or, ‘Man, we cashed out.’
It's the saddest demise of just sports enthusiasts and the interaction of fan and athlete. The whole makeup of it is just getting sadder and sadder.”
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When you watch this movie you fully understand why midwits and mainstream media are so desperate to trash it
“Digger” cratered in its second weekend with $3.2 million, a 60% decline from its dismal $8 million debut.
variety.com/2026/film/box-of…
Doing nothing would have been a far more respectable accomplishment...
“You made nothing” is cope.
We write the script, storyboard the shots, design every prop, every set, the costumes, the hair & makeup, light the shots, block the actors, operate the camera, add SPFX & VFX.
Prompting is a microcosm. This is simply a new tool for animated film.
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John McCain is the man most responsible in Congress in getting the original Ali Act passed.
I asked him 10 years ago if he'd support extending the Ali Act to MMA. "Absolutely," he told me.
Seems noteworthy the architect of the Ali Act wanted it *extended*, not gutted.
Today, we will mark up the Muhammad Ali American Boxing Revival Act, which now has stronger protections for fighters thanks to our work with Nico Ali Walsh. Nico cares deeply about protecting fighters and the future of boxing.
Originally opposed to the bill, he came before the Committee and raised concerns about boxer safety. At that hearing, I made clear that I wanted stakeholders who had concerns to work with me to strengthen the legislation.
Nico answered that call. He took time away from his own career to work directly with our offices and push for stronger protections for fighters. His input helped shape meaningful improvements to the bill, and the final product is stronger because of his involvement.
I’m grateful for the work Nico put into this and for his commitment to making sure this legislation works for the fighters whose careers and livelihoods are on the line.
Sen. Rosen and I are proud to have the support of a fighter who has advocated fiercely for his peers and worked to make sure legislation bearing his grandfather’s name is worthy of that legacy.
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Qui-Gon Jinn is a world-class moron.
Yoda and Mace Windu immediately sniffed out Anakin was trouble and told Jinn Anakin could not be trained, but that idiot couldn't take no for an answer and ended up helping to completely destroy the Jedi. His name should live in infamy.
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Just unbelievable. The bootlicking is at levels Americans have never seen.
Sen. @ChrisCoonsforDE: Is Trump eligible to run for a 3rd term under our Constitution?
Trump Judge nominee: Um... I would have to... to review the- the actual wording--
Coons: The language of the 22nd Amendment makes it clear that no, he is not eligible to run for a 3rd term. Anybody else brave enough to say that the Constitution of the United States prevents President Trump from seeking a 3rd term?
Trump Judge Nominees: …
Coons: Nobody? Alright.
