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teequilaagent

@queefsweatt

Birth & Postpartum Doula | Newborn Care Specialist | Sleep Training Specialist | I follow black women and birth workers | instagram: tianasymone . ♋️🖤🪄🌈

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Joined December 2010
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Twitter, I can now provide services for both prenatal and postpartum mothers. I am now a Newborn Care Specialist as well as a Birth Doula💜.
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I watched hereditary for the first time the other day. It was ass
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😭 I said this until I was paying rent for 4 months for somewhere I got to be for 6 days (some weekends)
Hakeem Himlajuwon (@scarfaceshadi) profile pictureHakeem Himlajuwon@scarfaceshadi6h
Travel, I’m not a fan of working from home lol shit get boring
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Northwest Cee@CeeHawkOct 27
songs I would play around people
ANGELO (@Tha_realangelo) profile pictureANGELO
@Tha_realangeloOct 26
What does JayZ have over Eminem??
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Mr. Do It All@_PopulairOct 28
He perform this at the super bowl nobody will surpass him ever in ranks
First Class 🏁 (@1DJFirstClass) profile pictureFirst Class 🏁
@1DJFirstClassOct 27
I’m Probably In The Minority But If He Perform This, I Might Lose It 🔥⛽️
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“And yo dead MOMMA!”
neaaaaaa🌟 (@Reneaaa777) profile pictureneaaaaaa🌟@Reneaaa777Oct 27
boy her mouth is like no fucking other
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Replying to @DC7385KP
@DC7385KP
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Lololololololololololololololollllllllllllllllll
Sentinus 👸🏻 (@abartmatozu61) profile pictureSentinus 👸🏻@abartmatozu6119h
İçerden bilgi vereyim size,erkekler her şeyi kavga olarak algılıyorlar. Bir şey diyosun tartışma sanıyolar. Böyle olunca da tartışmaktan kaçınmak için konuyu kapatmaya çalışıyorlar ve biriktikçe kadının öfkesi artıyor
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Vladè (Vlah - Dee)@Vlade_410Oct 27
Replying to @RetiredDragger
Got that spark she looking for lol
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I hate my period so much. For all the blood loss is replaced with insatiable greed.
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Mrs. CBFW 💋@Breial__12h
Why would you order this to begin with
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Black women will put shea butter up yo ass if you let em (complimentary)
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sexaholics anonymous@dfordai23h
finally did it 🥳
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sexaholics anonymous (@dfordai) profile picturesexaholics anonymous@dfordaiOct 21
i wanna make those snack plates w the eggs and shit on it but i want it raw onions, banana peppers, oysters and more. like i know that plate so funky and good
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Y’all baking thick pork chops slow and low- What do you add that’s NOT gravy?
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Fat , greasy burger first day of period. Slow cooked comfort meal for day two >>>>>
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Blair@vanillabun777Oct 26
not now sweetie, mommy is busy analyzing the situation from multiple perspectives
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when people say “who eat those nasty ass cookies?” me:
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If they lying about little shit , they lying bout plenty shit ..
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When valuing transparency is always met with “why you need to know that?” <<<<
Meg 🤍 (@megangittins1) profile pictureMeg 🤍@megangittins118h
If you decide to keep even the littlest things from your partner and they find out. Shame on you. Don’t be moaning when then never trust you again. Trust is broken by the smallest of things. If you can lie about that what else can you lie about.
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Small lies still count as lies. That one little thing you hide is enough for your partner to start questioning everything you do. Trust is fragile like that. Once you break it over something small, they will always wonder what else you are capable of hiding.
Meg 🤍 (@megangittins1) profile pictureMeg 🤍@megangittins118h
If you decide to keep even the littlest things from your partner and they find out. Shame on you. Don’t be moaning when then never trust you again. Trust is broken by the smallest of things. If you can lie about that what else can you lie about.
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You being too loud. The baseline question is, what purpose does maintaining access serve ?
miyaa.💓 (@_BasedOnMi) profile picturemiyaa.💓@_BasedOnMiOct 27
definitely but this is now considered “doing too much” bc they’re “not thinking about them” .. yk. excuses to remove.
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