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Uppercuts a horse. Creates the giraffe.
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Dodgeball? Where's the hand grenades?
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Fight club? You mean kindergarten?
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Light beer? You mean expensive water?
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Children? You Mean Fuck Trophies?
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Sugar in your coffee? You mean pussy sprinkles?
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Feelings? Never heard of them.
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You got drunk off Smirnoff? I drink that to sober up.
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Flew on Virgin airlines. Now called airlines.
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First Aid Kit? You mean Duct Tape.
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Morning wood? You mean my wife's toothbrush.
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Visited the Virgin Islands... Now called "The Islands"
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Vegetables? You must mean steak decorations.
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Vodka chaser? You mean another shot of vodka?
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Boxing gloves? You mean bitch mittens?
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Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you're not a pussy.
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Why would I buy a dishwasher? I married one.
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Morning Wood? You Mean my wifes Alarm Clock
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there are two kinds of people in this world... and i don't like them
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