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he/him | adam | vibeless but trying

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Joined February 2010
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saw a tweet earlier that was like "i'm kinda disappointed in my friends for not speaking up" and it made me realize i've never actually tweeted this, so in case it isn't clear: it's free Palestine and it's always been free Palestine. ty for your time!
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1st screenshot: ok, this guy's kind of a loser but i mean, truck guy who cares about towing capacity. whatever. 2nd screenshot: hm this guy's a loser 3rd screenshot: this person walks among us, votes, gets to share the same air for some reason. what the fuck
lcamtuf (@lcamtuf) profile picturelcamtuf@lcamtuf6h
In honor of Elon reportedly canning the Cybertruck, here are some key insights from the original HN announcement thread
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1) girl who does your lashes 2) send this to her and say "you" 3) (insert any easy joke about kirk + tiny dik-dik)
Evolve (@EvolveWildlife) profile pictureEvolve
@EvolveWildlifeNov 5
The soft eyes and gentle features of a tiny Kirk’s dik-dik, one of Africa’s smallest antelopes. 📷 Luis Solano Pochet ( @luisfersolano )
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fear i'm too woke for this
sasha 🏒🍉 (@ramblinglobster) profile picturesasha 🏒🍉@ramblinglobster7h
IM FUCKING DYING HOLY FUCKIKG SHIT SPOONS 💀😭
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this is what it feels like sometimes ("tiny dibbler" is crazy though)
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@itsme_urstruly17h
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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talked to my mom this morning & by 9am she'd had her breakfast, done a 5k, and walked her dog. she was going to her 930am gym class meanwhile i was up until 4am working at computer, and now i'm up at 9 to work at computer. i need to be shot in the face
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Los apodos de las minas: Tati (se llama Tatiana) Los apodos de los hombres:
Escritor sin casa (@alexlonestar01) profile pictureEscritor sin casa@alexlonestar01Nov 5
Replying to @dystorcionado
Falso. Mi amigo, el gordo piñata - a quien le decimos así porque se colgó el día de su cumpleaños - lo hizo con una soga de ferretería, de poco grosor. Y lo hubiera logrado si no lo encontrábamos.
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Me when I’m going to spy world to get a spy camera
Victoria Rose (@woahhvickyyy) profile pictureVictoria Rose
@woahhvickyyyOct 14
I’m going to spy world to get a spy camera
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3eanuts absolutely devastates me. Can't say I really read the actual strip much though
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Cool Dude 🤠💀 (@cooldudetm) profile pictureCool Dude 🤠💀@cooldudetmNov 5
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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oh! turns out the extra panel is just as sad. cool teapawt.net/artbyhumans/status/211…
Levi N. (@artbyhumans) profile pictureLevi N.
@artbyhumansNov 5
Schultz always wrote in this key. It's not new. If anything he softened up as he aged. But, guys, Peanuts is a grim comic. Nobody is exempt from punishment except Snoopy.
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dawg if i ever have a dream like i did last night again i will blow my shit smoov off no joke
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this has affected me tremendously
kenzie (@pk_kenzie) profile picturekenzie@pk_kenzieNov 4
I’m too docile for marvel rivals
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Trump voters who went Democrat in the midterms
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me and who and who and who
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@nypostNov 4
California city makes history allowing throuples, foursomes to legally register as partners trib.al/injZnvo
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i will never leave this app
Sotarnicus (@sotarmaxxing) profile pictureSotarnicus@sotarmaxxingNov 4
UNMISSABLE DAY ON TWITTER
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Maحmoudi 🌿 (@MrWarakina) profile pictureMaحmoudi 🌿@MrWarakinaNov 4
i’m crying actual fucking tears man this is the funniest the tl has been since the kirkening
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Paul “Big Hoss” Johnson (@Goheels58970541) profile picturePaul “Big Hoss” Johnson@Goheels58970541Nov 4
Generational run
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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oh to have a shell in my life who would choke on my long inline script :( :( :(
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choking on two at once? 👁️ who and me and who
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WOKE IS BACK
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