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Ottawa
Joined February 2010
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Los apodos de las minas: Tati (se llama Tatiana) Los apodos de los hombres:
Replying to @dystorcionado
Falso. Mi amigo, el gordo piñata - a quien le decimos así porque se colgó el día de su cumpleaños - lo hizo con una soga de ferretería, de poco grosor. Y lo hubiera logrado si no lo encontrábamos.
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Me when I’m going to spy world to get a spy camera
I’m going to spy world to get a spy camera
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Trump voters who went Democrat in the midterms
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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WOKE IS BACK
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there’s a new woke that’s supposed to be nuts
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Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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"It's just a bad day bro" Nah man, it's been 5 years
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miss those days when her messages were the first and last thing I saw every day
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there is a sex & the city episode for everything
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[guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings]: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk
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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose...
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Halloween tonight but the only thing haunting me is what we could have been. Text me
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saw her and she’s as beautiful as the day I lost her
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how it feels to have rapid moodswings
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adivinen quien se despertó con audios de su ex llorando y suplicando volver? mi ex
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please drunk text me on halloween please drunk text me on halloween please drunk text me on halloween
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Unbelievable! James Talafreako allegedly told staffers he will implement a “GAY QUOTA” requiring 30% of all Texan kids be GAY. Kids will be able to opt-in as gay. But if the 30% threshold isn’t hit, all remaining kids will be put into a GAY LOTTERY to assign who will be GAY.
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Game Preview: CBJ @ CAR
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“You have to listen to Joy Division!” Joy Division:
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