Los apodos de las minas: Tati (se llama Tatiana)
Los apodos de los hombres:
Replying to @dystorcionado
Falso. Mi amigo, el gordo piñata - a quien le decimos así porque se colgó el día de su cumpleaños - lo hizo con una soga de ferretería, de poco grosor. Y lo hubiera logrado si no lo encontrábamos.
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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Republicans: We need another civil war right now.
Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙
Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
[guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings]: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk
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Unbelievable! James Talafreako allegedly told staffers he will implement a “GAY QUOTA” requiring 30% of all Texan kids be GAY.
Kids will be able to opt-in as gay. But if the 30% threshold isn’t hit, all remaining kids will be put into a GAY LOTTERY to assign who will be GAY.


































