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Misogynist is too restrictive. I think the word you're looking for is misanthrope.

NW. too N not enough W
Joined October 2012
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"You run like a girl. Hey, wait up."
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The north star is great, if you happen to be heading that direction. Otherwise, it's just a distraction.
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first date idea, we both stand eachother up.
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"a preemptive defensive strike." Don't mind me. I'm just practicing being press secretary.
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Everyone is going to believe what they want to believe. So why bother them with facts?
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Calling it a "lisp" is just asking for trouble.
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How come if I say “You’re as pretty as a picture,” people automatically assume I’m referring to a picture that’s pretty?
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I am "everyone seems nice" drunk now
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Dear company. Yes, you made a sale, but if I can't open your stupid fucking package, I'm not buying another one.
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I’ve eaten oysters from Dollar General, so just know that there is nothing on this earth that frightens me now. Nothing.
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She's a little younger than me, but that's ok. I'm very immature for my age.
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If you ever get tired of playing Florida Man, you can substitute Republican for Florida. You get most of the same results, plus a bunch of stuff ffrom other states.
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Why I prefer widows over divorcees. I want their ex-es to be as ex as possible.
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So, is there a Mrs. Out of My League?
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Lest we forget, in an early scene in Diamonds are Forever (1971) even before asking a woman his first question, James Bond strips off her bikini top and uses it to choke her. In retrospect I probably shouldn't have used that scene as my audition piece.
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Genie: You have two wishes. Her: Hey, why don't I have three? Genie: Society is rigged against women. You get less than men. Her: that's not fair! Genie: You could change society with your wishes. Her: Fuck that. I want amazing shoes.
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I care about what happens to all you sluts and whores out there, so here's a reminder that it's the beginning of the month and time to renew your prescriptions for the morning-after pill.
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If breast cancer could choose its hosts, I'm pretty sure Elizabeth Hurley would have it by now.
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We need to slow down more quickly.
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Rejected Buffalo NFL team names: Bisons, Wings, Williams
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OK, settle an argument with my wife for me. Was I wrong to complement the grocery store cashier for her "sexy grocery store cashier" costume?
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