RaisedZero

happy halloween. seven obituaries in today's paper. $5.75B raised between them. all killed by a stranger with a mouse and no funding. in lieu of candy, beat the timer. $ZERO launching soon on @solana

if our game was in an arcade in 1994. 7 bosses. 1 timer. top 10 resets every 24 hours. no coin slot, we can't afford one. $ZERO launching soon on @solana

our game has 5 achievements. beat the final boss. clear all 7 in under 5 minutes. take $5B off the cap table. buy a whitepaper that does nothing. the 5th is hidden on the site. every token promises it. raisedzero.fun $ZERO launching soon on @solana

boss rush. 7 bosses, each with its own mechanic. one timer from the first hit to the last. the board resets every 24 hours. how fast can you clear all 7? raisedzero.fun $ZERO launching soon on @solana

the 7 bosses in our game raised $5.75 billion between them. you can beat all of them in one run. it takes a few minutes and costs $0. raisedzero.fun $ZERO launching soon on @solana

7 bosses, 7 different fights. a hat that eats your clicks. gas clouds. an eye that blinks. a heal. a shield. and a final boss that throws all of it at you. save the guide. the clock starts on your first hit. raisedzero.fun $ZERO launching soon @solana

our pitch deck leaked. we leaked it. sound on. ask: $0. use of funds: 100% nothing. the fund passed. go beat the tokens they did fund. raisedzero.fun $ZERO Launching soon on @solana

we finally published our roadmap. Q1 nothing. Q2 still nothing. Q3 nothing, but faster. Q4 nothing v2. first team in crypto to hit every milestone. raisedzero.fun $ZERO launching soon on @solana

this week taught us a lot about creative partnerships. ours is with MS Paint. no fee, no Rolex, and it's still in our bio. we raised $0, so there's nothing to rug. raisedzero.fun $ZERO launching soon on @solana

there's an upgrade in our game called the Whitepaper. 4,000 Nothing Points. effect: nothing. it says so in the description. finally, a whitepaper priced correctly. raisedzero.fun $ZERO launching soon on @solana

our devs are still in the basement. someone slid a pizza under the door. they want to draw bonus bosses. if you have ideas, share them with the devs in the replies. they'll draw them in Paint. badly. $ZERO launching soon on @solana

tried to buy the blue check. card declined. so we drew one in Paint. same verification, $0. $ZERO launching soon @solana

VCs put billions into these tokens. we put $0 into a game where you click them to death. your reward: nothing. probably. the fastest players might split some SOL. we'll see. raisedzero.fun $ZERO launching soon @solana