how we make our bosses.
art department: 1 guy. budget: $0. undo: not in the budget.
all 7 shipped exactly like this. go click them.
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our game has 5 achievements.
beat the final boss. clear all 7 in under 5 minutes. take $5B off the cap table. buy a whitepaper that does nothing.
the 5th is hidden on the site. every token promises it.
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boss rush.
7 bosses, each with its own mechanic. one timer from the first hit to the last.
the board resets every 24 hours. how fast can you clear all 7?
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the 7 bosses in our game raised $5.75 billion between them.
you can beat all of them in one run. it takes a few minutes and costs $0.
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7 bosses, 7 different fights.
a hat that eats your clicks. gas clouds. an eye that blinks. a heal. a shield. and a final boss that throws all of it at you.
save the guide. the clock starts on your first hit.
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our pitch deck leaked. we leaked it. sound on.
ask: $0. use of funds: 100% nothing. the fund passed.
go beat the tokens they did fund.
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we finally published our roadmap.
Q1 nothing. Q2 still nothing. Q3 nothing, but faster. Q4 nothing v2.
first team in crypto to hit every milestone.
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this week taught us a lot about creative partnerships.
ours is with MS Paint. no fee, no Rolex, and it's still in our bio.
we raised $0, so there's nothing to rug.
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