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Average RPI breakdown of every Regional.... There is one clear outlier in the top 8.
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Imagine you play poker with the same group of friends, and every time you plop down a three of a kind, you have one friend who goes to take a leak.
He’s gone for a few minutes and then comes back to plop down a higher three of a kind, every time.
Would you accept this outcome without questioning it?
So it is with states that have one mega county that withholds its vote reporting until it is clear what margin is needed to win. Americans should expect to have elections in which transparency is afforded.
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Baseball is meant to be watched in person
Football is meant to be watched on your couch
College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle
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Tom Brady on if he’s rooting for the Patriots in the Super Bowl: “I have no dog in the fight. May the best team win.”
David Ortiz when the Red Sox arch rival simply loses a series:
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RIP Hollywood.
AI is now 100% photorealistic with the launch of Kling 3.0
In just two days, I created the opening sequence from The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson
You have to try this new Multi-Shot technique that makes making films much faster and cheaper 🧵👇
There are some former collegiate basketball players from the state of Alabama who could use your vote
Vol fans, we really have the chance to do the funniest thing ever….
Vote to send Bediako to the G League All-Star game!
😂😂
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I've got a true story for you. I worked at a movie theater for a summer when I was a junior in High School.
The kids working the ticket booth would take the money from the patrons and tell them that the ticket machine wasn't working but they could still go in. The kids working the podium at the door would get a wave from the ticket booth and they would allow the customers to enter without a ticket. The ticket booth and podium workers would then split that money.
Inventory and nightly accounting was done by popcorn bag and soda cup count. As a simple example, if you started with 500 soda cups and 500 popcorn bags and you ended the evening with 100 of each, the money in the till should correspond to the number of bags and cups missing from the count.
The theater ushers would clean the theater after each showing. They would find popcorn bags that weren't destroyed, empty out the popcorn and wrap them around their legs, tucking them into their socks. They would then walk through the lobby and bring these bags to the concession workers who would flatten the bags and then add those bags back into their stock count and sell them to customers for the next showing. The ushers and the concession staff would then split that money.
The concession staff had their own shakedown separate from their joint scam with the ushers. There were no calculators used when tallying the concession orders. Totals were calculated in your head on-the-fly. It wasn't difficult once you had done it a few times. When a couple who were clearly on a date came in, the staff would add a few dollars to the order knowing the guy would be less likely to question the total lest he look cheap in front of his date. Staff kept track of the extra cash by adding popcorn kernels to their till. At the end of the evening they would count the kernels and remove the appropriate amount of cash during their reconciliation.
There were plenty of people working there that talked shit and didn't like each other at all, but everyone working at that movie theater was in on the fraud and worked together to enrich themselves.
At the time, I had no idea that movie theater was operating exactly like the US government.
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The dirty secret about Ohio State that nobody has talked about is that Indiana is the first actually good football team they have faced this season
My favorite picture of my wife is of her on top of our house while she was helping me reroof it. She is a beautiful, hardworking mother and that photo conveys it perfectly.
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Ballsy call by DeBoer and the kind that will be discussed a long time. However, once again @SEC officials on two straight 3rd downs gave 1st down gifts to Alabama on very questionable calls. Amazing how often that happens in that League!
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The Savannah Bananas are trying to solve one of the most complicated problems in sports...by launching their own (verified) secondary ticketing platform.
Here's what you need to know 👇
The Savannah Bananas have always offered cheap tickets — just $35 to $60 per game.
There are no fees, and they even pay the taxes for you, meaning the price you see is the price you pay.
But with demand increasing over the years, the only fair way to do this was to introduce a lottery.
Hundreds of thousands of fans enter the lottery for each game. Winners are chosen at random, and, if selected, you can only purchase up to 5 tickets per game.
This lowered the incentive for professional resellers.
Not only did you have to win the lottery, but even if you were selected, you could only buy up to 5 tickets.
However, this didn't eliminate the problem entirely.
Tickets to see the Bananas are still listed on secondary-market ticketing platforms for more than $500.
And even if you buy a ticket for 10 times its face value, many of these tickets turn out to be fake. Fans get denied entry at the gate and lose $500 or more.
This is why the Bananas are now taking it a step further.
The Bananas have spent the last year building out a secondary ticketing platform for fans. They didn't raise any money or increase prices; they just wanted to help fans buy authentic tickets at the price they sell them for.
Here's how it will work:
Everyone who uses the platform must be verified, and you can only buy or sell up to 5 tickets per game (the same as their lottery limits).
There will also be no transaction fees or taxes, with the Bananas covering all fees for both the buyer and seller.
But here's the best part...
If you can't attend the game and need to sell your ticket, you can only list it at the same price you paid for it — there are no markups or price increases allowed.
This is a fantastic idea because it allows people who genuinely can't attend the game to sell their tickets while also helping buyers feel confident that they are getting an authentic ticket without getting ripped off.
I wish every sports team cared about its fans this much.
Great work @YellowTuxJesse 👏
BREAKING: Ryan Williams makes another “business decision” to avoid Auburn’s defense.
BREAKING: Anti-Islam activist Ryan Williams could be facing terrorism charges after being detained at London's Heathrow Airport late Monday evening.
He's accused of making fun of Muslims and calling out the migrant invasion in Europe.
After a lengthy interrogation and the seizure of his laptop and cell phone, the UK's free speech cops just released him until a court date is determined.
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