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Problem Child™️

@redactedusertm

I failed the Kinsey test 🦈🖤🍍

 Frederick, MD
Joined June 2016
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Think Jason Voorhees has enough room in his shack for one more?
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Fern.@Jenschemp2 Jun 2020
hey y’all!!! instead of a black image with no information or ways to help our friends in need, here’s an image i made for you all to share with links to black/lgbtq+ organizations as well as George Floyd’s go fund me. let’s not drown useful information!!!! #blacklivesmatter #blm
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Should I....read every Warrior Cats book? 👀
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Update: I’m definitely reading all the Warriors books so you don’t have to
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The worst habit I currently have is referring to Jason Voorhees as “zaddy”
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I promise I haven't gotten exceptionally good at ghosting, I just won't have a phone for a month 🙃
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The pandemic is an excellent excuse for me not to seek proper medical help
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I have a very important question that totally has absolutely nothing to do with a Switch Lite. Asking for a friend... which color matches me and my aesthetic the best?
36%Yellow
50%Turquoise
14%Gray
22 votes • Final results
Monopoly Jenga is my new favorite thing
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Mr. Sterling@ricosart26 Apr 2020
I don’t even be buying anything, it just makes me happy being in there
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Out of everything I do at work the most stressful thing I do is order my CEO’s lunch
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So I finished rereading The Hunger Games Trilogy and... I have a few thoughts... mainly questions... mostly about Johanna Mason...
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Ryan Parrott@ThatRyanParrott17 Apr 2020
No SDCC is not just bad news for fans and professionals but it's a huge blow to San Diego's local economy. Yes, it's what's best, but... damn.
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I *will* venmo people money to rent Grease 2 on Amazon Video if I need to do not tempt me
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No one is allowed to acknowledge me on April 18th until I see proof you’re watching Grease 2
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No one is allowed to acknowledge me on April 18th until I see proof you’re watching Grease 2
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I’m breaking my unintentional twitter silence to tell you all one very important thing... Cars 3? Kinda slaps 👀
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Fern.@Jenschemp10 Apr 2020
cranston gets me
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