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Captchas: 2008: The code you entered is wrong. 2018: The picture you chose doesn't have a cat 2028: the poem you wrote lacks passion and you must work more in the rhyme.
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This deserves endless retweets
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In Portugal, with no net neutrality, internet providers are starting to split the net into packages.
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Who to call when a light goes out.
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the New York City Subway banned dogs unless they fit in a bag and the people of New York did not disappoint.
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Ich lache darüber seit 2 Minuten
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Retweet if you're supporting the @AtlantaFalcons tonight! #SB51
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If the multiverse theory is true, that means that somewhere out there, there's a universe where the multiverse theory isn't true.
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I finally figured out what the blue check mark next to a Tweeters name means: "I won't follow you back." – at Los Angeles, CA
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I think the universe is trying to tell me something, like "get out."
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We're saddened to report the passing of Anton Yelchin, best known as Chekov @StarTrekMovie bit.ly/AYSTMovie
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Opinions are like assholes. I want to see Kate Beckinsale's opinion.
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Poe's law: the quickest way to get an answer on the Internet is not to ask the question, but to post the wrong answer as a fact.
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Wenn Australien gewinnt, wie sollen wir Donald Trump jemals erklären, was Europa ist? #ESC2016
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@fangirlJeanne Just. Give us. A damn. Storm. Movie. Why are there eighty Wolverine movies when Storm is RIGHT THERE.
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Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.
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fuck efficiently
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