
Bitcoiner and Roboticist @crackeddevs (acq. by Whop) @SatsTerminal
San Francisco
Joined April 2019
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JUST IN: Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong says stablecoins allow anyone in the world to hold US dollars and send money globally in seconds for less than 1 cent.
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we have a winner for the most absurd AI startup ever
this Peter Thiel backed company uses AI robots to stab fish in the brain so they taste better and last up to 3x longer
it's called Shinkei and it modernizes a centuries-old Japanese technique
dozens of Michelin-star restaurants are already lining up to buy the fish
here's how it works:
> the problem is when a fish gets caught, it usually just suffocates on the boat
> that stress floods the meat with hormones and lactic acid, which hurts the flavor and texture
> the old Japanese fix for this was spiking the fish through the brain right after the catch, which stops all that
> but doing it by hand is impractical for most American fishing crews
> so Shinkei built a fridge-sized robot that sits right on the boat's deck
> the crew feeds in a fish and AI identifies the exact species, so it knows exactly where the brain and gills are
> the robot then drives the spike through the brain and cuts near the gills in about 7 seconds
> the fish goes into an ice slurry so the blood drains out
> so the fish doesn't sit there stressing out, and that tasty flavor and texture is preserved
example number 5,392,417 of how AI can be applied to literally anything
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2/ Train yourself to go from 10 to 40 to 100 hours of focused work a week. I did this for months building an automated trading system from scratch. 5am-10pm 7days/week
99% of people need #WorkLifeBalance or whatever, and that's great. But I'm talking to the people on a mission.
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The problem with AI is that it’s causing this massive brain drain where our brightest kids are working on curing cancer and creating abundant energy instead of building derivatives exchanges
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Nothing really engenders confidence in the solvency of an exchange like an update from the face of the company going out of his way to remind you that he is no longer the CEO
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Crazy Druck enters crypto day of the largest hack in history and picks the one asset that benefits from it
My goat
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I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.
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Building a global business is hard enough.
Moving money shouldn’t mean stitching together banks, payment processors, and local integrations.
Here’s how we’re helping @whop get sellers paid 🧵
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if you have a qwen3.5 4b around, please try steering neurons L14 N8949 +1 and L13 N7956 -1
now you have evil qwen
recipe: dose × median(‖resid‖ leaving layer L, tokens 1:) / ‖W_down[:, n]‖` at the down_proj at every input
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Fintech is dead
Fully commoditized
Squeezed into the attention economy as a feature
Who could have known
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On a testé ce matin pour rigoler
Bien que ça reste limité comme White label c’est quand même une folie que ça veut démocratisé l’ouverture d’une neo bank il y aura moyen de prendre des segments de marché intéressant
4 prompt Claude btw
Ceux qui veulent voir
(Faire un deposit de 100k vite fait)
unblockbank.whop.site
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👀 @whop going places…
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I don’t think people realize what @nubank announced today
Nu Global is a Swiss company offering an account on USDC and EURC to users around the world
Onchain balance. Onchain FX. Local ramps into USDC for currencies they don’t support yet. One account, one backend, instead of a license in every country
That’s the right way to make NU global
Looking forward to the next currency: CADC, JPYC, LatAm stables 👀
The user stops being gated by currency!
A step closer to pure currency competition!
A step toward global financial freedom!
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Buy Bitcoin, Borrow against it, Earn on stables, Spend it.
Conveniently in one self-custodial app.
$10k in prizes for people who get in today. FCFS.
























