student driver
Joined March 2012
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the goblin king retweeted
Oh my god thats so funny how u mentioned sydney sweeneys boobs. will u say it again later? My friends are coming over and i want them to hate you
I would play Pokemon and I would catch all the Pokemon all day and become the Pokemon Master
i think a lot of how wild i seem to be is due to being so practically independent. I don't have a boss that can fire me, an academic association that can shun me, or a romantic life where I get judged. I think if others had that safety and freedom, more of them would be wild too
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the goblin king retweeted
(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth
Me: I’m da king of da highway
This week I keep saying “let me crunch some numbers” like I’m a stupid toy with a pull string and only have 3 recorded phrases
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Cat threw up on my laptop and now the screen is completely black & it won’t stop playing “When I’m Sixty Four” by the Beatles
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I respect BeReal’s commitment to never fixing their bugs and just cashing their checks until the fad runs out. I actually do
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