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🇵🇭 mostly tv, basketball, tech, and games. occasionally a lawyer. Mordecai apologist. pandesal inhaler. probably 3D modeling something stupid.

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Joined October 2011
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types of lawyers as famous drummers, a thread immigration lawyers: Dave Grohl
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south asians with low spice tolerance should be a protected minority. you see just how “tolerant” white leftists are when they find out they can eat spicier food than you…
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if any hot Chinese spies are reading this I have lots of insider knowledge on AI, the government etc
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BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to cheating on his wife with a woman suspected of spying for China, as the chip giant launches an independent investigation into whether he was targeted by a foreign intelligence operation. "I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did," Huang tells employees in an apology. Huang was reportedly in an intimate relationship with Megaspeed executive Alice Huang, whom U.S. intelligence identified as a Chinese intelligence asset. The Nvidia CEO has lobbied the Trump administration to ease restrictions on chip sales to China. Nvidia says it has no reason to believe company secrets or national security were compromised, but its board is examining the allegations. Now, a reported intelligence warning about the woman is drawing fresh scrutiny. See what investigators are looking into: foxbusiness.com/politics/nvi…
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Taking my parents to see la bola negra and they bought the heated rivalry tin because “tenemos que apoyar los LGBTQ”
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me and who
黄仁勋和情人Alice Huang更多照片首次曝光
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will never ever get tired of seeing these clips
and mind you... this is my first time EVER playing Ocarina of Time...... why did chat let me do this.😭
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This is what plays as I arrive at the all you can eat sushi buffet
godzilla’s theme in minus zero is insane
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If someone ever tells you that you look cool in a leather jacket, you are 100% getting honeypotted
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went on facebook marketplace for a mirror and plant stand and ended up with lumpia 😵‍💫
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Woke 3.0 is here, gendered toilets are a creature of the past
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if you laugh you get sent to a fab to be crushed into silicon
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to having an affair. U.S. intelligence believes he had a relationship with a Chinese spy.
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what you to do to the cheesecake factory cheesecake is not meant to be seen in public
non-american here why the fuck is nobody at cheesecake factory eating a fucking cheesecake
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as someone who’s experienced literally every kind of job
Replying to @ClearlyKut
okay so this tweet is going viral as someone who’s experienced literally every kind of job n has been approached by big 5 airlines the problem w the pic is she’s literally posing for a selfie they’d hire her at starbucks but for a decent job u must look innocent less make up n
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what do you think the Kushner and Kelce bros talk about
Taylor Swift at today’s Chiefs game with Karlie Kloss.
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Lastly, to my friend, Kevon Looney. Rest now brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.
Charles Bassey has been like water in the desert for the Warriors this season. They’ve been looking for a big like that for a while. He’s been awesome.
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23 years ago today, 'Tokyo Godfathers' first aired in Japan. Directed by Satoshi Kon and animated by Madhouse.
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Rupee App has just announced that they will no longer be sponsoring Link’s podcast
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK (OCARINA COVER) (2026 REMASTERED)
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Off to see Minus Zero!
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They are the undisputed best team at convincing themselves to do nothing
the warriors may no longer feel the need to make an emergency trade for a big man following their recent success, per @timkawakami. “the way it’s going, unless there’s an injury at this position, the warriors probably won’t have to make an emergency trade for another center.”
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