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why do famous people always have famous-sounding names? like there's no way a Beyoncé wouldn't be a celebrity ?? Mariah Carey? Michael Jackson?? Britney Spears???
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MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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oh ok
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every time i write 1 paragraph i realize i need to read 5 more books
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Because of this:
She needs to be under the jail don’t get me wrong, but how did she get a harsher sentence than the man that impregnated the child
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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yall gotta learn how 2 deal w/ fomo u don’t needa be everywhere experiencing everything all the time
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future, "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present
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Aka the English teacher phenomenon
Haven’t heard this articulated this way but no doubt it is true.
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A lot of women want to be edgy and say cruel and awful things about men, but also get upset if ppl don’t like it Basically “I want to be provocative but you are not allowed to get mad at me, thats mean 😢”
me when i say “girl or abortion” around the wrong people
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I think about this everyday
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you ever cut someone off and your whole nervous system just... relaxed
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Oh this has me FUCKED UP.
We mourn the passing of Patrick Stewart, who inspired countless individuals at NASA (and beyond) to boldly go where no one has gone before.
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the fact that people can perceive me and then discuss it later is so sick
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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It’s funny how people love watching a flawed fictional character learn and grow from their mistakes but also categorically refuse to apply that same logic to actual people
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Literally this
She aborted their baby because she caught him cheating
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christianity is funny to me why do they think all their rules apply to me
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not being able to stream glitter for a long time was rlly worth it at the end
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I can't believe she didn't keep that, "you are LYING here with me" it's so beautiful!! 😭❣️
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One of my favorite human traits is when someone sees the moon and immediately feels the need to tell someone else to go look at it.
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