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Joined February 2021
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JUSTICE FOR THE POLE STUNT
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This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Obama tonight on his Cheesecake Factory line: "They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke. The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy. The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation. And reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory."
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Crown Jewel 2026 is officially being moved to a new venue as announced by Riyadh Season. PWlnsider reports the event is still being held in Riyadh but in another location within the city.
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shirley not playing with yall today lmaoooo #dwts
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the judges are actually judging cause shirley there #dwts
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Guess we’re not deporting criminals anymore.
WASHINGTON (AP) — State Department says it will give US visas to defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family.
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We not thinking about the same Vince McMahon 😭
Vince McMahon might have been “evil” but Atleast the guy wouldnt have flew his wrestlers into a warzone. Fuck TKO.
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Vince McMahon sent wrestlers and staff to active war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan for multiple Tribute to the Troops events and launched WWE's Saudi partnership with Crown Jewel, including a 2019 show where wrestlers faced major travel delays. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Tribu… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Crown… wrestlezone.com/news/264601-vi… web.archive.org/web/2019110707… lastwordonsports.com/prowrestling/2…
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.@WWERollins has arrived in Philly 😤
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from when we watched fast x
my favorite genre of youtube video is “group of friends in a discord call laughing like hyenas at something the main guy is screensharing”
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Impeachable offence btw.
Trump Ties Disaster Aid to Midterm Outcome, Warning States That Vote Democrat Could Receive Less Federal Relief Money — NYT
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They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it. I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth wanted Gen. Dwight Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. We have photos.
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yall be on seth meat crazy fr. he ain’t even been around in months. 🪦
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Pope Leo:
Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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josh hartnett digger nation member #wecountthose
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Shirley Ballas arriving to the ballroom next week #DWTS
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This still takes me out 😭
Shirley ballas is gonna whack Derek next week and he's not even gonna dance!
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Performing an abortion in Mississippi could result in 10 years in prison but an officer killing a 1-year-old child is justified????
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I had told him exactly who I was not five minutes before this exchange.
😳 Trump snaps at another reporter: "Hey! I don't know who the hell you are but you better be careful"
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Mr. Vice President, if you’re going to insult me at least have the guts to tag my account.
President Donald J. Trump eviscerates imbecile “journalist” Andrew Feinberg for misbehaving in the Oval Office: "What's wrong with you? Are you a sick person? I actually think there's something wrong with you."
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