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Vigilante Wish w/ @PYeerk
Host of the Bistro Californium podcast sits down with me to discuss Death Wish (1974), Citizen Vigilante (2026), and recent political events in the UK from the Rupert report to the murders of Henry Nowak and Ann Widdecombe.
Back in the day Comedy Central had a show called Win Ben Stein’s Money which made me think Ben Stein was some notoriously wealthy figure like Trump but then I learned he’s just kinda rich by Hollywood standards and you could only win $5000 on the show.
Why are people in my neighborhood celebrating Halloween tonight when Halloween comes on a Saturday anyway?
The Oktoberfest one is particularly rough. This is why women used to say that if their husbands were to cheat they’d rather it be with a prostitute.
My grandfather never went bald but his hair started to turn completely white before he was 40. Because my hair is apparently like his was when he was younger I’ve been told the same thing is going to happen to me.
Yo by 30 I’m noticing males are growing grey hairs now. Not normal. What’s in the water or the foods? Lack of vitamins?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Gray hairs commonly start appearing in men by their mid-30s as a normal genetic part of aging, not unusual or mainly from water/food/vitamins.
my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptom…
biologyinsights.com/when-do-men-st…
fullyvital.com/blogs/hair-car…
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22716034/
I no longer see the point in going away for college instead of living with your parents and commuting for four years. Even if partying wasn’t your thing in college to begin with I don’t the use of living in this looney bin 24/7. The “networking” aspect of it is overrated.
James in Michigan retweeted
People being into celebrity news is like “Did you hear peepee cheated on poopoo”
Vivek is unmoved by Amy Acton’s molestation story because in his culture getting molested is the equivalent of falling off your bike and getting a scar on your knee.
Thanks to Grok I was finally able to get an explanation for this video and apparently it’s very common in rural Louisiana to have booze-free Mardi Gras dance parties at gas stations and random parking lots. It’s goofy to me but whatever.
Just looked up my name in Hindi and found out that it means “I eat poop and scam the elderly out of their social security checks”
