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i’ve libbed out before but i don’t think i’ve ever libbed out quite like this before
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All Hail Your King, Jon Ossoff, First of His Name, God-Emperor of the Democrats, Defender of the Republic, Lord Protector of Blorgia, Breaker of MAGA, Eternal Guardian of the Liberal Order.
Decision Desk HQ projects Jon Ossoff wins the GA US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 7:18 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Pronouns in email signatures by 10am tomorrow
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BLUE TSUNAMI
Per VoteHub's WinCast, Democrats are estimated to net 54 seats in the Senate and 249 seats in the House.
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THE POLLS UNDERESTIMATED DEMOCRATS!!!
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Decision Desk HQ projects Jon Ossoff wins the GA US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 7:18 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Cada vez acho mais que Jon Ossoff é o candidato ideal dos Democratas para 2028. Espero mesmo que se candidate a POTUS
Decision Desk HQ projects Jon Ossoff wins the GA US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 7:18 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Is this how Republicans felt in 2010? It feels nice
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A torcer por uma blue wave durante as próximas horas (vivo na Alemanha)
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good morning happy election day
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Rep. Haley Stevens has lost access to VAN, Michigan Democrats' voter database, sources tell The Detroit News. Her photo has also been removed from the party's website.
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continua a chupar que ele está-se quase a vir
Replying to @FlavioBolsonaro
@FlavioBolsonaro Amanhã é dia de acabar de vez com o Lula e com o PT no Brasil. Amanhã espero ligar ao Flávio e chamar-lhe PRESIDENTE 🇵🇹🇧🇷
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Não eleito & Não eleito Jr.
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Já tomei banho, já meti o meu perfume caro, estou pronto para esta sexta-feira
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Salário mínimo? 920 Rendas moderadas? 2300 Spinum? Viva
“Não consegues pagar a renda?” Começa a trabalhar.
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This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss. The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes. Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment. To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity.
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never deleting this app
Replying to @POLITICOEurope
Sounds like they got quite close to the original on their first attempt.
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Nada me irrita como políticos a andar de transportes públicos de forma performática é literalmente isto
Domingo, a caminho do Porto. De comboio. Hoje, o Passe Ferroviário Verde avança mais: passa a abranger também os comboios urbanos da CP em Lisboa e no Porto. Por 20 euros por mês, é possível viajar de comboio de norte a sul do País. Uma medida simples, que reduz custos, facilita as deslocações e torna o transporte público uma opção acessível a mais portugueses. Hoje escolhi também o comboio. Porque um País mais próximo é um País onde é mais fácil chegar mais longe.
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Já era altura de cancelar a Cristina Ferreira definitivamente
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Shhh, homem português está a descobrir que se parece mais com um árabe do que com um nórdico, não podemos interferir, é um evento canónico
Entrar num estabelecimento e ouvir As-salāmu ʿalaykum em vez de Bonjour ou Good morning em plena capital europeia. Tudo normal.
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