@ryan_offline

music educator • sports complainer • casual photographer • politics engager • MSD/Parkland Alum • 26

 orlando | boston
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Joined September 2015
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best buds :,)
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pocket watching twitter likes while your team is in cancun.. aren’t you embarrassed
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BREAKING: Yankees fan perplexed by the concept of “friends”
roseanne 🥀
@HoodieFrazier14h
Am I the only one who thinks this is weird as fuck….. why the hell are you an active player rooting for a team you’re no longer on…. I don’t care that you were part of the org once, you’re not anymore. Especially Glasnow, your team got swept out of the NLCS 😭😭😭
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Zed 🕊️@zedadam13h
"We must seize the means of production and end the exploitation of workers."
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AND IT WORKED
henry the vacuum@henry_suxOct 27
devil rays lost so badly last night they’re resorting to ritual sacrifice to turn things around
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WORLD SERIES WHEEEEEEE!
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@MLB12h
BEN WILLIAMSON WALK-OFF RAYS SURVIVE!
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tomorrow we force a game 6 🙏
Tampa Bay Rays
@RaysBaseball12h
GAME 5 IS A GO!!!!!!!
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yankees get to keep this title 🏆
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@BaseballWRLD_Oct 27
The Yankees might not have the most pathetic World Series performance of the 2020’s
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@MLB12h
"We'll see you later tonight!" 15 years to the day after David Freese's walk-off while facing elimination, Ben Williamson delivers one of his own!
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Baseball has things called "ghost runners" but they don't appear in October, even though it's the spookiest of all months
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some real sore loser shit man
roseanne 🥀
@HoodieFrazier14h
Am I the only one who thinks this is weird as fuck….. why the hell are you an active player rooting for a team you’re no longer on…. I don’t care that you were part of the org once, you’re not anymore. Especially Glasnow, your team got swept out of the NLCS 😭😭😭
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FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING BASEBALL
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THE RAYS!!!!!
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@MLB12h
BEN WILLIAMSON WALK-OFF RAYS SURVIVE!
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genuinely fuck this umpire man
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hitler replaced with hitler lite
Mark Slapinski
@mark_slapinski17h
BREAKING: Netanyahu LOST the election. The Middle East is healing!
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can he say that???
patty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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many such cases
Tad or Treat@ghostofthesun89Oct 27
Pussy from a Girl who was Surprised to find out you Weren't Gay
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2025 world series was one of the greatest in modern history
SportsGully
@thesportsgullyOct 27
Was the 2025 World Series more entertaining? 🤔⚾
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they gotta be pulling names out of a hat at this point
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 27
Noah Wyle for People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026 issue 📸: Jeff Lipsky
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genuinely who was watching this shit man
Stan@YouAreChoppedFrOct 25
Ethan Klein: are you talking about my penis? Tamara (alleged mistress): someone call HR! Ethan Klein and Tamara explicitly flirting 😱 🚨
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