@ryasaurusx

why i oughta

 Chicago, IL
Joined November 2021
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he's David S. Pumpkins

he's David S. Pumpkins

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two letterboxd oomfs deciding they hate trick or treat this week
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blue@mdnaburnsOct 26
How Jay Z gonna open up the Superbowl
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kim petras
@kimpetras9h
Asexual vibes today
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i just know stephenie meyer was horny as FUQ writing new moon
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i wish we didn’t only know your charm from you selling stuff sister. (plz spare me the threads about why she doesn’t do interviews. i’ve listened to this lady since i was 16 and i am now 40.)
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Beyoncé on building ‘Cécred’: “I had a vision to build something that solved real problems and performed so incredibly that the people who can’t stand my music still use Cécred, haaaa! … because it works.”
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wicker was very fun
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babygirl in control, i feel like sister jeanne
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gina tore (imagine years ago telling me one day i would eventually put these two words together)
jay
@JaysRealityBlogOct 26
The #RHOC Season 20 Reunion Looks are here! 🍊
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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TMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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SJSJSHJSJKAKSJSBSVSG
ATL Uncensored
@ATLUncensoredOct 25
Ordered chicken Alfredo and got a whole leg quarter 😩
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(Lisa Barlow as Elizabeth Holmes) No no no you’re a liar no, no it works, it works, it works, check the lab reports, check the verification reports, it works, it works, you’re lying, I’m a Fortune 500 female CEO, I’m a female CEO, you’re jealous, you’re lying and your jealous
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He’s dressed like he’s on a Housewives trip to Aspen and he’s about to drop some cash at Kemo Sabe.
LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬
@LegendaryLadeOct 23
Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥
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they all look pretty packed, i'll wait for the next train.
ふくろう
@AI_kenkyOct 23
シンプルに聞きます。 何号車に乗りたいですか？
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imagine being a person watching the saw franchise for the first time, enjoying it for the exhilarating experience it is. and then you find out the next one you have to watch stars chris rock
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trying to explain saw franchise to bestie who's never seen it tn and he goes "so does jigsaw have any henchmen or?" and i go, "well yes of course, amanda"
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explaining that jigsaw officially dies in the 3rd movie but there are still 7 more after that
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