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Sahitya Paul retweeted
If you support BJP & PM Modi under whom:
- Elections are rigged
- Rāpes are all time high
- Corruption is normal
- Rupee is at its lowest
- Temples are being looted
- Judges are biased
- Religious polarisation is at peak
- Protesting is crime
Then you're the real Anti-National!
Sahitya Paul retweeted
Shameful! Lt Gen Girish Kalia (GOC, Spear Corps) says China has taken control of Asaphila, Longju and Taksing Circle in Arunachal Pradesh. Despite requests for supplies, forces are reportedly being directed against Gen Z instead of China. Where is the accountability?
Sahitya Paul retweeted
A video is going viral in which Modi is talking to an AI version of Swami Chinmayananda, who died in 1993.
AI version of Swami Chinmayananda claims that Narendra Modi invited him to the World’s Parliament of Religions in Chicago in 1993.
In 1893, Swami Vivekananda addressed the World’s Parliament of Religions in Chicago, USA.
Exactly 100 years later, in 1993, the same parliament was held again in Chicago.
Do you know who represented India at this parliament in 1993?
Asaram Bapu.
Hari Om 🙏🏾
Sahitya Paul retweeted
Dhruv Rathee ended MODI AI Baba show in 40 seconds 🤣🔥
"A man who died in 1993 gets an AI video made in 2026, just to praise you."
Then he lays it out:
> America is using AI to crack maths problems no human has solved
> China is using AI in hospitals to catch cancer early
> India? "Make an AI video of a dead man and have him praise you in front of the whole audience"
And the hologram delivered on cue: "We are all very proud of what you have done for India."
Modi ji folded his hands like he was hearing it for the first time.
Dhruv's last line is the real point:
"Even a technology as powerful as AI is useless if you don't know how to use it for the right things."
The rest of the world is using AI to save lives.
Our PM got to hear his own praise from a respected saint who passed away 33 years ago.
Vishwaguru, but only on a hologram 🗿🔥
Sahitya Paul retweeted
Chinese army can cross into Indian territory in Arunachal Pradesh, but Indian citizens cannot cross police barricades to protest at Jantar Mantar.
That tells you everything about where Modi government’s priorities lie.
Sahitya Paul retweeted
If China is so difficult to confront because its military is heavily modernised, perhaps it’s time to send the RSS and Bajrang Dal to the border and give them an opportunity to demonstrate the nationalism they preach so passionately back home.
Sahitya Paul retweeted
MASSIVE BREAKING 🚨
Indian Army OFFICIALLY confirmed the clashes between India and China at Northern borders since July
Apparantly there were tensions at the border even when Modi was hosting Xi Jinping at BRICS in Sept
But what did Modi Govt do?
> Buried the news
> Blamed the Opposition
> Record import from China
> Bilateral trade with China jumped by 29% since 2025
> Complete silence
All that just to save Narendra Modi’s image and win elections? 😱
Sahitya Paul retweeted
Adani supported PM Modi & got Airports, Govt Lands, Ports, Cement Factories, Coal Mines, etc.
Ambani supported PM Modi & got Telecom, Retail, Oil Refinery, Zoo, etc.
What did andhbhakts get for supporting PM Modi apart from free 5kg ration & ₹500 for attending his rally?🤔
Sahitya Paul retweeted
Don’t ever trust 3 kinds of people -
1- A religious preacher who tells you whom to vote for
2- A political leader who tells you whom to pray to
3- A NRI who tells you about patriotism
🤷♀️🤷🏽♂️ Simple Mantra
Sahitya Paul retweeted
They should make these mandatory for people watching the Ramayana movie in Cinemas:
-Remove shoes outside theatre
-No western outfit while watching
-No non veg food sale within 5 kms of the cinema hall
-No consumption of alcohol or non veg food three days before the show
Sahitya Paul retweeted
India has:
• R&D like Afghanistan
• Population like China
• Politicians like North Korea
• Corruption like Nigeria
• Infrastructure like Somalia
• Taxes like the United Kingdom
• Ego like the United States
You’ll get everything in India except one thing: MERITOCRACY.
Sahitya Paul retweeted
In last 35 yrs, only 2 Indian PMs have visited Pakistan
- both were from BJP
- one of them went there uninvited
In last 35 years, only 1 President of a National Party has visited Pakistan
- he was also from BJP
- he went there & praised Jinnah
Sahitya Paul retweeted
You thought Chaiwala and Tadipar couldn’t stop terrorist attacks like Pulwama and Pahalgam.
Just imagine, they couldn’t even stop Lawrence Bishnoi, sitting inside Gujarat jail, from giving orders to kill celebrities and politicians.
Sahitya Paul retweeted
When NRIs chant Modi Modi, they are Desh bhakts showing the power of Indian Diaspora
When NRIs call out Modi’s incompetence & failures, they are anarchists trying defame India
Sahitya Paul retweeted
Stampede in Bangalore is a governance failure,
Stampede in Kolkata is people's fault.
They say...
Sahitya Paul retweeted
Bloody rainbows on flyovers.
Blood in the pandals.
Bulldozer for books.
Superb pujas in Calcutta.
Sahitya Paul retweeted
RSS didn't participate in the
Civil Disobedience Movement (1930).
RSS didn't participate in the
Quit India Movement (1942).
RSS didn't even participate in the
widespread public protests following the hanging of Bhagat Singh, Sukhdev and Rajguru (1931).
No wonder RSS stooges still have a problem with protests and regime change.