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Meanwhile: - Minicab driver four doors down is curating a stable of underage hoes for his harem. - Perpetual Jobseeker around the corner from you just bought a new PS5 from all the Mandy & Charlie he sells - Your local rapist got himself transferred to the women's prison

Concept 💡: The UK reboots hit American show "Cops". The show is: - 50% facesitting enjoyers getting caught in the act & arrested - 25% people who didn't pay the TV License fee - 25% people getting arrested for possession of a deadly item of unlicensed cutlery (like a spoon).

No but you will get Death and Taxes. Don't be sad, two out of three ain't bad 🙂‍↔️

youtu.be/FgP5VRp_myE A lot of times when people want to show what a great guitarist Prince was, they will cite his solo live on that "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" tribute performance. But this performance, I almost never see shared. Dude tears his guitar a new asshole.

POV: Guy who went into a coma in 2002 and just woke up

Why they all drive Nissan Altimas 💀💀💀

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