The day I let a graphic designer motherfucker from Iowa tell me I'm not in The South will be the day I die.
Can fuck right off with that
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One can get away with all sorts of depravity (even murder), provided you're reading from the appropriate establishment Hymnal while you do it.
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In their media appearances he & his brother display a shallow kind of intellectualism that to me felt far too self-masturbatory to ever humor for extended periods of time.
Eric specifically, did a frontrun on his Epstein ties via Joe Rogan etc. He's also deeply linked to Thiel.
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Ngl it would sound weird AF to hear @ImmortalTech let out a Short Dawg style BIATTTCH 🤣💀.
Too Short rapping about the 4th branch of the government AKA the media, Camp LeJeune, MKUltra and Patrice Lumumba while throwing in the odd bar about abortions could go hard af tho 🤔🤣
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Samsoum retweeted
@Jess4Lowestoft this sounds right up your alley love, will you help get the show greenlit? It could help raise awareness about the deadly facesitting epidemic sweeping Great Britain
@Jess4Lowestoft this sounds right up your alley love, will you help get the show greenlit? It could help raise awareness about the deadly facesitting epidemic sweeping Great Britain
Samsoum retweeted
Meanwhile:
- Minicab driver four doors down is curating a stable of underage hoes for his harem.
- Perpetual Jobseeker around the corner from you just bought a new PS5 from all the Mandy & Charlie he sells
- Your local rapist got himself transferred to the women's prison
Concept 💡:
The UK reboots hit American show "Cops". The show is:
- 50% facesitting enjoyers getting caught in the act & arrested
- 25% people who didn't pay the TV License fee
- 25% people getting arrested for possession of a deadly item of unlicensed cutlery (like a spoon).
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Samsoum retweeted
i haven't been watching the election coverage so just tell it to me straight: am i going to get liberty in my lifetime