Scott Adcox retweeted
If you ain't never dug a post hole in July with one of these, you ain't qualified to govern nothin, much less me.
I haven't been to jiu jitsu in about 2 months. I may have gone to a dozen classes this whole year. It hardly ever enters my mind.
There was always a catch with "learn to code".
Learning to code didn't give anyone the ability to understand the problem they were trying to solve. It just gave people who understood the problem a framework to implement a solution.
Understanding the problem is still the key. Always has been.
I like emojis because they allow me to express the appropriate sentiment for a situation without feeling awkward doing it.
Can I just carry around a little sign to hold up IRL that will do the same? Or would that be awkward?
#INTJ
Have you ever been shot? Shot at?
What about "heard a gun fired while acting a fool and urinating someone off"?
I'd argue the last two are practically the same thing.
The idea of having an ugly sweater contest for Christmas just made someone chuckle.
Because it's a very novel idea.
Now people are sharing pictures of ugly sweaters.
#MicrosoftTeams
All this arguing about clock settings.
Spring ahead 30 minutes this spring and leave it. That way everybody can just be moderately unhappy about it year round.
Scott Adcox retweeted
IF YOURE IN LINE AT ARBYS RIGHT NOW STAY IN LINE DONT LEAVE THEY LEGALLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BEEF AND CHEDDAR PER THE CONSTITUTION KNOW YOUR RIGHTS 馃嚭馃嚫 馃嚭馃嚫
Scott Adcox retweeted
you don't have imposter syndrome. you are just bad at your job. everyone talks about it in separate group chats
Baseball negotiation/lockout:
I support whichever side makes it so that someone who makes a solid middle class living can afford to go to 4 games a year as a family.
So....I guess I support minor league baseball.
Just asked D1 and D2 what kind of crazy behavior they think I'll exhibit in my old age.
They agreed that I will probably get into at least one more street fight with some young obnoxious fella.
Idea for the Red Baron situation, and y'all can do what you want...
What if, next time you're in a grocery or convenience store, you hand a $20 to a guy out there doing the same exact thing Walt is doing?
These guys don't have a little screen to flip around and "ask you a question" for a tip. They just go about doing their work.









