very serious person @shopify

Oakland, CA
Joined September 2012
sadsciencee retweeted
the most underrated dev skill rn is explaining what you built in one sentence if you can't, you probably haven't finished building it
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Us millennials got to stick together
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sadsciencee retweeted
"we'll use a NoSQL database so we don't have to worry about schema migrations." - someone who is about to spend the next two years reinventing relational joins in application-level javascript.
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i wrote code by hand today and it felt good as FUCK
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sadsciencee retweeted
What's crazy is when the model is like "five bajillion of five bajillion tests have passed" and then you start the server and it immediately crashes
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sadsciencee retweeted
Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas
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sadsciencee retweeted
Guy who works at Pets dot com : lots of people are mentioning Pets dot com at the office 📈🔥
Hearing "Codex" in so many internal and customer conversations when I walk around the OpenAI office 📈🔥
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sadsciencee retweeted
this is not a test but your theme changes are Rollouts is now live for all merchants xitter.cf/Shopify/status/1998819…
stop rolling the dice on theme changes schedule for more control A/B test for more insights Rollouts lets you do both right from the admin
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sadsciencee retweeted
i think its disrespectful to have others read your AI slop that you probably spent less time inputting a prompt for than it would take us to read
when software had a soul there was a moment around 2005 when using a Mac felt like touching something alive. the dock bounced. the genie effect swooped. exposé scattered your windows like cards on a table. none of it was strictly necessary. all of it felt like someone cared – not about metrics, but about the feeling of using a machine. software back then had texture. it had a philosophy. you could feel the person behind it. someone made a decision to make that icon beautiful, to animate that transition just so, to write that error message with a little warmth. apps had personalities. some were weird. some were over-designed in ways that would make a modern PM flinch. but they were alive. the web was the same. personal sites were genuinely personal. blogs felt like letters. forums had regulars. you knew who made what. the internet had neighborhoods, and each one felt different. nothing was optimized for scale. things were made by people who loved what they were making. somewhere along the way, we traded all of that for growth. A/B tests flattened the edges. design systems standardized the personality out. everything got faster, smoother, more consistent – and somehow less interesting. the quirks were removed because they didn't test well. the warmth got cut because it wasn't measurable. we optimized our way into a world of things that work perfectly and feel like nothing. now every app looks the same. every interface follows the same patterns. every product speaks in the same calm, frictionless voice, siloed in their own little islands. the humanity got rounded off. and then came AI agents. and the speed got inhuman. now you can generate an entire product in an afternoon. ship a feature before lunch. spin up ten variations before anyone's had their coffee. the gap from idea to code is basically zero. which sounds incredible. and it is. but there's a catch. when making things are too easy, the slop comes for free too. mediocre things don't look obviously bad – they look fine. they work. they ship. they pass review. and now there are infinite of them. the internet is filling up with software that functions but means nothing. interfaces that are correct but feel dead. products made by agents, reviewed by no one, shipped into the void. this is the thing that keeps me up at night. not that AI will replace people who care. but that it will drown them out. here's what I still believe: the best things are made by people who couldn't help themselves. someone who lost sleep over an icon. who rewrote the same line of copy twelve times. who added an animation nobody asked for because it made the thing feel right. that obsession – that's not inefficiency. that's the whole point. AI doesn't make that irrelevant. it actually makes it rarer and more valuable. taste is not a markdown skill. caring is not a parameter. the weird, specific, "soul" thing you put into something – that can't be programmed into existence. the path forward isn't to make more slop faster. it's to finally give people with real vision the tools to make the thing they always imagined but couldn't build alone. the designer who had the idea but couldn't code. the kid who saw something nobody else saw. the person who cared too much about something most people wouldn't notice. if we get this right, we don't get a faster factory. we get a renaissance. more strange, personal, opinionated software made by teams of people who care and mean it. that's still possible. but only if the people who care get the space and tools to actually express themselves – and don't just hand the wheel to the agent and walk away.
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Absolute pinch me moment, @Shopify recognising my app PML Stock Take (Inventory Count) as one of the best apps for inventory management, in the entire Shopify ecosystem! 💚💚💚 shopify.com/blog/inventory-m…
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sadsciencee retweeted
calling humans meat computers that eat too much food was a completely optional way to address the issue btw
🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “People talk about how much energy it takes to train an AI model … But it also takes a lot of energy to train a human. It takes like 20 years of life and all of the food you eat during that time before you get smart.”
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Merged last year's feedback Result: double the event dot dev is back & it’s 2 full days July 21–22 in Toronto
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Hey gro-
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Leaded gasoline was once 'the future', until we regulated it out of existence. No technology is inevitable, we always have a choice.
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sadsciencee retweeted
every single productivity hack in the world added up together saves you less time than working on the right thing instead of the wrong thing
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sadsciencee retweeted
New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar) Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
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sadsciencee retweeted
you can tell how bad you are at your job by how well you think ai does it for you
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Shopify Dev Alliance in attendance at #editionsdev @Shopify @ShopifyDevs
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With editions round the corner. I had the chance to talk to @sadsciencee about the incredible list of features @ShopifyDevs just launched. It was super cool to talk to him and it was insanely insightful. Thank you, David!!! 🚀🚀🚀
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