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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Word nerd. Also known as Hortense the Mule-Faced Doll. Always and forever a parody account.

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Joined October 2008
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Casa Bonita
@CasaBonita1 Nov 2024
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You know I had to say it. Happy Halloween, everybody! Make sure you vote. IWillVote.com
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RetroCrone@RetroCrone29 Oct 2024
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The horrifying reality of being a woman, perfectly summarised by @_CaitlinORyan If you give even the slightest shit about women, watch it all. This is what it’s like.
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Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon calls for the public execution of women who falsely claim to have been sexually assaulted: "#MeToo would end real fast ... All you have to do is publicly execute a few women who have lied." peoplefor.org/rightwingwatch…
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PSA: the time to use 'autumnal' is now
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The next day Toad gave his jacket to Frog. Frog thought that it was beautiful. He put it on and jumped for joy.
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God
@TheTweetOfGod10 Oct 2024
There are two kinds of people, and one of them is going to get them both killed.
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Listen Marge, if Jews could actually "control the weather" then Mar-a-Lago would've been hit by about 27 hurricanes last year
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Now that Donald Trump has seen Silence of the Lambs and The Purge, what will be the next movie that he watched and lets drive his policies? Hunger Games is way too easy. I’m going with Herbie the Love Bug, which will get him calling for an increase in AI technology in the hope of developing a sentient car. youtu.be/zD9De1OkJ4o?si=6pHi…
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Yip-yip-yip-yip Dream Big yip-yip-yip-yip Dream Big yip-yip-yip uh huh uh huh uh huh
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New Jersey
@NJGov16 Sep 2024
you called?
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Image from Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote)
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Chuck D
@MrChuckD10 Sep 2024
If your Government doesn’t consider making available and affordable for its citizens Healthcare. Housing Food that Grows You and doesn’t Kill you Education about Everything on this Earth ( which means not selfishly screwing this Planet) And knowledge that leads one to learn what contributes a job business or benefit to a community. Then what they talking? What are you thinking?
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Taco Bell
@tacobell30 Aug 2024
“we want grandkids” how about a bean burrito
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My name is Oscar the Grouch and I live in a trash can. 🗑️
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I'm going to post this video every day until the election
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Mina Kimes
@minakimes10 Aug 2024
When someone tells me the bar has been raised and they believe in me
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Versha Sharma@versharma7 Aug 2024
scooplet: the Harris-Walz campaign tells @teenvogue nearly $1 million worth of camo hats were bought yesterday (an initial run of 3000 hats sold out in 30 minutes) teenvogue.com/story/why-the-…
Calling All Midwest Princesses: Liberals Have Reclaimed the Camo Hat

Calling All Midwest Princesses: Liberals Have Reclaimed the Camo Hat

Nearly $1 million worth of Walz inspired hats have been sold through the Harris campaign.

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