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I have very strong opinions on prescription drugs, SNL, & Taylor Swift | she/her | 🩷🤍🧡

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me for the last 24 hrs to anyone who will listen
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finally. an american girl doll capable of killing
First look at the American Girl Hunger Games Collector Katniss Everdeen Doll Price: $225
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I actually love that millennials are associate with optimism and being cringe. What a really beautiful legacy to leave in the wake of the many many many unprecedented devastating events we’ve lived through. Hope looks really good on us.
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The millennial reign of terror starts now.
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Somehow… libbing out feels good in a place like this
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FIRST TIME JOYSCROLLING ON TWITTER
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*narrator, 6 months later* ‘He did in fact win by exactly 7 points.’
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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I haven't seen that much blue pop up on my screen since LA night 6.
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america:
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Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
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The most delusional straight man or lesbian you know: This is my moment
Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley have filed for divorce, PEOPLE reports.
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Depends on the weather/time of day/relationship w mother/how my clothes fit/relationship w friends/how many days it's been since I washed my hair/love life/day of week/relationship w my sister/employment status/relationship w father/if my back hurts
In honor of her career turning 20, what is your favorite Taylor Swift song?
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Breaking my brain by looking through the responses and realizing people don't realize the joke is on Ackroyd's misogynistic character. When confronted by a confident woman who knows what she's talking about, he is reduced to a petulant, one-line temper tantrum.
i would like to remind everyone who is mad at Shane Gillis that SNL was built on “Jane you ignorant sl*t”
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being gay is soooo crazy like wait i'm gay. the thing they talked about in school
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the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch
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take me to god's country
they started square dancing to the 30 rock theme at the lesbian bar
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🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
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