@samir

I tour wild homes. EP (and creator) of @zillowgonewild on HGTV and @kalesalad. I'm an account on the internet

 New York City
instagram.com/samir
Joined February 2010
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@samirOct 25
Finally upcycled my mailbox with something I found on Facebook marketplace
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Keon@DancinEngineerOct 22
Took me a little while to figure out the wide angle shot distortion. Had me showing up trying to figure out how rooms were drastically smaller than they appeared lol. Once you understand it though you can tell immediately from the photo.
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@samirOct 21
the only thing worse than ai photos in real estate listings are wide lens photos. wdym the microwave isn't 6 feet long?
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Nima Nabavi@soonernimaOct 10
BOOMER FUCKING SOONER
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✨ Manifesting Kristen Wiig’s nervous system oasis bedroom ✨
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡
@zillowgonewildOct 7
This “architecturally significant” California modern home is probably one of the prettiest homes we’ve ever seen in Pasadena!!! The home has redwood detailing, plaster walls, glass, custom millwork and more on .46 parklike acres with a pool and pool house and guest house. Currently listed for only $4,995,000
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redrum
@griffisuOct 7
wanna know why some of you have anxiety? it’s cause you’re in trouble like big trouble and someone’s coming to get you
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Replying to @samir
This sent me.
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I toured this $17 million Malibu house Please check it out!!! Thank you!! Have a great weekend friends youtube.com/watch?v=JnOGjJW2…

WHAT $17 MILLION GETS YOU IN MALIBU

Today we tour this pretty home in Malibu!!Thank you so much Janus...

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Ram Ramgopal@RamInNewsSep 24
Replying to @samir
I’d say a bit more than a small order of fries
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Legit just mentioned Ron this am. #setitandforgetit
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@samirSep 22
Ron Popeil of food dehydrator fame’s 2+ acre Beverly Hills home is for sale for $15 million. He bought the 15k sq ft home in 2002 for $7.5 million. If you were a kid in the 90s his infomercial was the only thing you could watch late at night if you didn’t want to watch scrambled channels
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can i get an amen
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@samirSep 22
We weren’t put on this earth to have low carb tortillas
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We have to thank @samir for creating this track to save us when we needed it in the fight against Apple Music.
Adam Travis@adamftravis8 Dec 2018
nothing more triggering than the sound of The A Team by Ed Sheeran starting when your phone connects to your car
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@samirSep 17
Replying to @formerscenegirl
I fixed this years ago
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@samir21 Jul 2019
hey I released a blank song that will play 1st so that *one* song won’t play every time u plug ur phone into ur car kale-salad.lnk.to/a-a-a-a-a-…

A a a a a Very Good Song (Silent Track) - Single by Samir Mezrahi

Preview, download or stream A a a a a Very Good Song (Silent Track) - Single by Samir Mezrahi

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Chef Beck@JeffBech1Sep 10
Replying to @samir
This account is gonna launch…keep the bangers coming
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Panzer
@panzerSep 9
Replying to @samir
10% chance Duo will kill us all in the next 10 years
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Christin@hexpraxSep 8
Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.
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Olu Cole@doeminoeSep 3
For a couple of days now, I've been seeing a lot of commentary regarding Kelly Clarkson's cover of this song (first time I'm hearing this song anyway). But this comment right here 👇🏾perfectly captures the feeling you get when you watch that video. And she killed it btw 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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@samirAug 31
The way she is singing it’s like her family was kidnapped and the kidnappers told her that if she doesn’t sing it like this she’ll never see them again
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Day 422 in Beverly Hills on the prettiest street in the world!
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Daniel
@growing_danielAug 26
RIP Steve Jobs you would've loved eating fruit instead of taking this
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Day 418 at a Las Vegas pool for the first time ever and it’s too hot!!
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Genuinely can't scroll past this video without watching it about 5 times. Whit a guy
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@samirAug 3
When is Netflix going to address him doing this
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