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#Solana • just passing through • 🧐 👩🏻‍🍳

The Shire
Joined October 2021
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i made it to the motherland @solana
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continuous irritation / continuous disappointment
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take photo on iphone > airdrop to macbook (wow this was so easy, i just love the apple ecosystem) move photo from downloads to a website upload > error, file type not accepted > have to use aids ridden heictojpg dotcom to convert photo 😷🫠
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If Dune came out today it would be called like A House of Spice and Sand
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woke up from a dream we’re our CFO was giving a company wide presentation and asked the crowd if anyone knew what EBITDA meant, what does this mean sigmund?…
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The @nytimes rates Texas as the no. 1 most gerrymandered state in the country. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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horrible day. a burger will soothe my sick American soul
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just applied to this job, wish me luck!!
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rip merle dixon, you would have loved trump
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happy leif eriksons day!
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Asked ChatGPT my perceived IQ & to make me a report card based on our conversations
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this is so true, but especially true if your product sucks so you need a billion support employees… doubly true if your product sucks AND your G&A sucks so you need a billion billing employees
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Oh Copilot! My Copilot!
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🇲🇽 ❤️
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i stepped in dog shit today and i’m traveling and only have one pair of shoes…😒🐶🔫
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claude don’t ever lie to me, i’m telling you right now
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i watched “the americans” show too much i think everyone is an agent
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Sam retweeted
What yall getting me for mexican independence day
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my timeline looks so good when you don’t gotta a bitch in your ear (polymarket) telling you the “news”
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I was just thinking that airports would be 10x better if we added a bunch of people that dont need to be there.
JUST IN: TSA rolls out new program allowing people without plane tickets to enter airport gates to visit terminal restaurants & shops.
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(me as a car salesman) if you don’t buy this car right now i will kill myself
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