SAMO · Nov 3, 2026 · 3:37 PM UTC

SAMO

Stand on business, the golden era of chudhood will soon end.

SAMO · Nov 3, 2026 · 10:25 AM UTC

Sheltered her daughter from politics so that she could have a "normal childhood" only for it to result in her being exposed to the predatory nature of conservatism. Y'all better learn to start doing politics before politics does you.

rachel cohen@rcohen23h

Oh my God

SAMO · Nov 3, 2026 · 2:02 AM UTC

SAMO@samothesecond16h

My answer unironically:

Frizzy

@frizzyimposter19h

Me or world peace?

SAMO · Nov 2, 2026 · 10:30 PM UTC

SAMO@samothesecond19h

Brother.

Acyn

@Acyn23h

Vance: I'm sick of politicians dividing us against each other.

SAMO · Nov 1, 2026 · 7:56 PM UTC

SAMO@samothesecondNov 1

Replying to @eternallyRaq

I got you.

SAMO · Oct 31, 2026 · 12:55 AM UTC

SAMO@samothesecondOct 31

I can't type what I think should happen to Sam Altman, so I'll just let Bill say it:

More Perfect Union

@MorePerfectUSOct 30

Sam Altman says its bad that everyone's personal computers are using the world's limited supply of memory chips. "It’s quite terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAMs sitting in their own computer, and being used 5% of the time. Like, you want maximum utilization."

128

SAMO · Oct 30, 2026 · 1:00 AM UTC

SAMO@samothesecondOct 30

Lol.

NewsWire

@NewsWire_USOct 29

JD Vance at Texas rally: Anybody who would divide us by the color of our skin and say that you're more or less American… that person is a scumbag.

SAMO · Oct 29, 2026 · 11:46 PM UTC

SAMO@samothesecondOct 29

GOOD LORD.

优雅的番茄炒蛋@zhong_jun98337Oct 27

😆哄堂大孝了，太监以为被阉割挺光荣，嘲笑别人有鸡巴

SAMO · Oct 29, 2026 · 1:35 PM UTC

SAMO@samothesecondOct 29

Tfw the Chinese are ahead in Education, Healthcare and overall quality of life, but Americans are like "bUt maH capItUhliSM, bIG nUmBEr gO brRR"

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SAMO · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:33 AM UTC

SAMO@samothesecondOct 28

CORDAE SAID "AND IT'S STILL FUCK 12, NO KARL MALONE" BROTHER

Kurrco

@KurrcoOct 27

Anderson .Paak and Cordae dropped a freestyle over Mobb Deep’s “Quiet Storm” on the Justin Credible Freestyle Series 🎙️ “I still can’t f*ck with Justin Timberlake, gentrified the Rap game, we only asked to renovate”

SAMO · Oct 27, 2026 · 10:47 PM UTC

SAMO@samothesecondOct 27

Replying to @G33LA_

Ahh so she went private, I missed out on a dragging masterclass 😔

SAMO · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:53 PM UTC

SAMO@samothesecondOct 27

Replying to @swagoloog

"🥵🥵" In response to the scuba gif... Hm..

SAMO · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:28 PM UTC

SAMO@samothesecondOct 27

"socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living" TALK THAT FUCKING TALK AUNTIE, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU‼️🗣️

Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforthOct 27

"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"