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sarah

@sarekins

If the apocalypse comes, tweet me.

Joined May 2009
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“I’m just going to watch one episode before bed”
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Jen saying "oh trust me. you can do better than Joe."

ALT Jen saying "oh trust me. you can do better than Joe."

Leslie laughing saying oh, no

ALT Leslie laughing saying oh, no

"I don't-I don't think I can"

ALT "I don't-I don't think I can"

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cut the cord energetically when it adds more noise than peace to your spirit, plug yourself into spaces that recharge you instead of depleting your essence, surround yourself with people that recognize your light and brighten it when you’re running on low; manage your magic.
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Me after reading the sentence “This isn’t your Mother’s Mean Girls”
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Fan pages post fake tv/movie posters constantly and people eat it up! How is it in the year 2023 fans are still not savvy enough to verify before sharing these announcements?
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You know you’re in a women’s restroom when the line is long and everyone is saying sorry for taking up space
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Alan Ruck supremacy. tiktok.com/t/ZT8LxxLvX/
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I feel like I’m sitting on an atomic bomb waiting to go off
Tommy Wiseau (@TommyWiseau) profile pictureTommy Wiseau
@TommyWiseau1 Aug 2023
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Shakespeare adapted to modern-day high school comedy is one of the most important art forms we have.
She's the Man

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He's just Ken. #Succession
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do you guys ever think about jeremy strong saying the succession finale left kendall in a silent scream forever
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I asked Chat GPT to write about #OceanGate Titanic submarine in the voice of Carrie Bradshaw 😭
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Trump will stand before a blue sky and tell you to your face it’s red
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn19 Jun 2023
There’s a lot going on here and this is going to reviewed: Trump on the recording of him
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As someone who couldn’t power through the 4-hour Critical Role eps, I came into #TheLegendOfVoxMachina with no knowledge of the campaign and absolutely loved it.
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🤌🏾👑
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Happy #Succession finale
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nothing compares to the internet-wide gagging Beyoncé caused this day😭😭😭
chart data (@chartdata) profile picturechart data
@chartdata22 May 2023
What's your favorite moment in music history?
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marcia sympathizing with shiv, comforting kerry... she really proved such a class act in this situation. #succession teapawt.net/shivkendall/status/166…
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I’m seeing more of Kendall’s kids than he is #Succession
Sway Bhatia (Swayam) (@sway_bhatia) profile pictureSway Bhatia (Swayam)@sway_bhatia22 May 2023
We heading out of the city, Mom said we can’t go to the funeral 🤣 @nataliegold #SuccessionHBO #Quentin #iverson #roykids #Succession
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