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your friendly neighborhood satejsoman retweeted
Something a middle-schooler emailed us about:
“A ‘combination lock’ should *technically* be called a ‘permutation lock,’ because the order of the numbers matters in permutations, but in combinations the order doesn’t matter.”
10/10, no notes.
your friendly neighborhood satejsoman retweeted
I think it’s neat that we have so much cashmere and carbon fiber and titanium and sapphire crystals and diamond and quantum dots and fiber optic glass
your friendly neighborhood satejsoman retweeted
It’s too late, I’ve already depicted you as the agonized and weeping Tetlepanquetzaltzin and myself as the stoic Cuauhtémoc
your friendly neighborhood satejsoman retweeted
You might feel powerless, but you still can do your part today to degrade the information environment by sharing context-free anecdotes whose meaning at this point is genuinely unclear
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Genuinely intrigued to know what this leaves behind.
Kellogg’s removes rice from Rice Krispies and Coco Pops
Blaming “changing weather conditions” for the recipe overhaul
thegrocer.co.uk/news/kellogg…
undergrad researcher on the team overheard me saying that i went as freddie mercury for halloween and asked if that was a famous scientist or something 💀
your friendly neighborhood satejsoman retweeted
backwards haiku That's
.California, Ukiah
named place a is There
your friendly neighborhood satejsoman retweeted
I once tried to explain Bayesian reasoning at a dinner party. By dessert, everyone had updated their beliefs about inviting me again.
your friendly neighborhood satejsoman retweeted
Mexico should make one of those omega cheesy chinese/korean palace dramas with the exact tone and tropes but its in the Aztec empire
how much knowledge do you think has been lost to silverfish and moths and other linen/paper eating critters
your friendly neighborhood satejsoman retweeted
Ammonia-based life form on the other side of the Virgo Supercluster:
"We have to ban aerosolized platinum! It's putting a hole in the hydrogen layer"
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Old Moroccan man came up to me randomly. Êtes-vous de bonne humeur madame he asked. Started quizzing me on french words with a greek root. Hippopotame is the horse of the river, nécropole, city of the dead, is a big cemetery, etc. He said he has a kid named Dionysus
