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Simon

@sdoc23

you pay for the seeds you get to look at the trees

 Melbourne, Victoria
Joined May 2009
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A tight zoomed front on camera in the straight? Did they let the idiot who directs the footy have a go at the races?
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Genuine crime against sports broadcasting
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Really hope they take Point of Law to Japan to see if he can emulate his grandpa
最多情報局 (@tyomateee) profile picture最多情報局@tyomateeeNov 3
ディープインパクトが亡くなって約7年。 知らない人も多いと思いますが、観客をこんなにワクワクさせる勝ち方をする馬がいました。
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Just a normal day on the everything app. Here’s a big collision. Next tweet - dead.
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Every sucker who whinged about overlapping games needs to be permanently locked in their basements. You gave the AFL a mandate for less fan friendly times. Well done idiots
Sam Edmund (@Sammy__Edmund) profile pictureSam Edmund@Sammy__EdmundOct 29
Sunday I’m in love. Sunday night games now a weekly event in new AFL fixture and virtually non-existent overlap on that day. Overlap slashed on Saturday too, so overlap critics rejoice! First Sun game starting as early as 12.15pm.
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Everyone else worried about Marnus, Boland, the openers. I just want Carey to bat 7
Fox Cricket (@FoxCricket) profile pictureFox Cricket
@FoxCricketOct 27
FOUR CHANGES FOR THE THIRD TEST 😮 Pat Cummins has won the toss in Cape Town and will BOWL first with a VERY different XI... LIVE >> foxsports.com.au/6339a7b9df3…
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Announcing signing Hogan in the middle of finals was one thing but a teary captain leaving video during the season? The Pies are always keen for attention
Collingwood AFLW (@CollingwoodAFLW) profile pictureCollingwood AFLW@CollingwoodAFLWOct 20
Ruby Schleicher has opened up on her decision to depart Collingwood, delivering an emotional message to Collingwood fans 🥹 Watch the video: magpi.es/SchleichersMessage
Ruby Schleicher speaks about her decision to depart Collingwood.

ALT Ruby Schleicher speaks about her decision to depart Collingwood.

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Do not ever ignore weight for age form!!!!
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This is so insane, at some stage you have to walk a guy to the PSD. Brisbane have just been gifted an insane run of father/son, academy and free agents and they’re asking for massive overs for a kid they never play
AFL (@AFL) profile pictureAFL
@AFLOct 13
Melbourne has increased its offer for wantaway Lions forward Will McLachlan, reports @RileyBev. More details: afl.com.au/news/1631615 Brought to you by Continental Tyres of Australia.
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Hopefully not a double agent like the Geelong guy who went to Richmond
Melbourne Demons (@melbournefc) profile pictureMelbourne Demons@melbournefcOct 12
Melbourne has found its new High Performance Manager 🏋️‍♂️🏃‍♂️ 📝 | mfcde.es/3TO5p2f
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The Kardinia Park crowd are delighted as Tanner Bruhn rebounds the ball from half back
Upper Canadian Cavalier (@UCCavalier) profile pictureUpper Canadian Cavalier
@UCCavalierOct 8
POV: You told a rude Québécois kid who gave you grief for daring to speak English that fries are better with ketchup than as poutine, so now he's folk-dancing to defend the village's honour.
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They got to lock Howie up somewhere after that. All time commentators curse
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Mark Nicholas still a huge fan of Mark Nicholas
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Oh gosh, we’ve sent Howie. Bring back Nicho immediately
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Decent duck in the scheme of things, didn’t need that shot.
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Please Richmond save us from trading up to draft a ruck
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Nothing will save us trading a future first for 4th string Duursma
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Just once I’d like Melbourne to actually show some backbone when we’ve got an uncontracted player lined up. Keep the extra pick in the draft so when we have injuries we aren’t bringing in geriatrics or battlers
Tom Morris (@tommorris32) profile pictureTom Morris
@tommorris32Oct 8
Melbourne is trying to get a pick around 25-35 as part of this mega deal to satisfy North for Duursma. @7AFL @1116sen @traderadio
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Keen to see Hawthorn get absolutely zero criticism for jettisoning an 18 year old to the GC a year after moving over from Adelaide
Callum Twomey (@CalTwomey) profile pictureCallum Twomey@CalTwomeyOct 8
Gold Coast has been into Schubert since July, when it became clear Ben King was heading to the Hawks. A long play. He had been keen to stay but since Calsher Dear's re-signing, the Hawks had more than opened the door - they had been clear he should do it. The deal will get done.
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13th placed Brisbane had pick 6 in the ‘24 MSD. 2nd placed Essendon had pick 13. Fair to say things have changed since then
Callum Twomey (@CalTwomey) profile pictureCallum Twomey@CalTwomeyOct 7
The Demons' chase of McLachlan dates back to 2024, when they had interest in him for the mid-season draft. Essendon gave it a strong shake and pushed hard with new coach Mark McVeigh and football boss John Longmire front and centre but Melbourne's long-held interest won out.
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