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Has a penchant for politics, architecture, and cats. Mostly shitposts, sometimes talk about self dev. Tweets are my own. No reposting w/o permission. She/her.

Jakarta Capital Region
Joined November 2009
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Jadi Raffi Ahmad ini selain masih terima gaji sebagai Utusan Khusus Presiden RI, juga masih ngurusin bisnis+kerja di luar jobdesc UtSus, dan tetap terima bayaran komersial dari kerjaan dari pemerintah? πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘
Laporan dari @antikorupsi Rp575.655.000 hanya untuk Instagram story Raffi Ahmad & Nagita. Disaat guru guru kami harus bekerja sampai mati & tetap diupah rendah oleh Pemerintah.
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"Wiwi Wowo" ini pernah jadi insipirasi board game yang dirilis pasca Pilpres sebelum ini. Plot twist-nya, ternyata Wowo Wiwi sama-sama jahat.
panggilan imut jokowi = wiwi panggilan imut prabowo = wowo panggilan imut anies, ganjar dan gibran apa???
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#MeToo *punintended
my level of wokeness is when i’m boycotting susu mb*k d*rm*
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Desain kliniknya kaya SIM Theme Hospital πŸ˜… Ada yang main juga?
BREAKING NEWS KLINIK DESA MERAH PUTIH MULAI DIRANCANG sudah ada pameran dan sosialisasi
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Udah hafal playbooknya: *insert lagu Dawai *insert video selfie nangis *post di Tiktok πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
Siapa yang tidak trenyuh melihat adegan ini? 😒 Pak Jokowi membungkuk untuk mengambil dan merapikan map dokumen hadir sebagai saksi di Pengadilan Negeri Jakarta Timur, Kamis (5/11/2026). Beliau menjalani proses persidangan dengan tertib dan penuh penghormatan terhadap hukum.
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Ternyata "saya dapat laporan" udah dari 1983
Replying to @hendrifisnaeni
Luhut segera memanggil Prabowo. Namun, Luhut langsung ditarik oleh Prabowo ke luar kantor. "Ada apa, Wo?" tanya Luhut. "Ini bahaya, Bang. Seluruh ruangan kita sudah disadap," kata Prabowo. "Pak Benny mau melakukan coup d' etat (kudeta)," kata Prabowo.
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Rekomendasi bacaan Senin pagi. Gurita Bisnis Raffi Ahmad: Ditopang Keluarga Presiden, Bos Nikel, hingga Petinggi Partai Golkar Semua dikupas secara tajam, setajam kita rakyat miskin gibahin orang kaya. projectmultatuli.org/gurita-…
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RELEASE PEMBATALAN PROGRAM β€œSEKOLAH AMAN ASAP” DI PALANGKA RAYA
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Temen2 yg murah hati. Aku minta tolong banget kalo postingan daganganku lewat minta sedekah like, rt sama replynya ya biar jangkauannya lebih luas dan ketemu pelanggan baru. Kebetulan aku ga gajian dr elon jadi pemasukanku cuma dr dimsum. Aku masih blm nyerah jualan dimsum di era prabonomics ini. Bantuin aku ya biar daganganku ga gulung tikar krn di real life aku tulang punggung. Umur 36th nyari kerjaan susah banget. Mau banget kalo ada info WO gitu atau kerjaan sampingan yg lain πŸ₯ΊπŸ™
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STOP SAWIT KE ISRAEL! πŸ”₯ Hutan kita dibakar. Asapnya kita hirup. Sawitnya dikirim ke penjajah. Di saat Gaza dibantai, minyak sawit dari tanah kita terus berlayar ke Israel, tak absen sebulan pun.
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this is what our reality looks like. sementara sebagian orang masih bilang semuanya baik-baik saja. mungkin karena kalian masih bisa melihat langit biru, kalian lupa bahwa kami di sini bahkan kehilangan itu.
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ONGOING: Satellite data reveals widespread carbon monoxide (CO) pollution from intense seasonal wildfires across Indonesia, spreading toward Malaysia and Singapore.(16, 10, 2026)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Fires causing this CO pollution are mostly ignited deliberately by slash-and-burn land clearing for palm oil plantations and agriculture, not as natural seasonal wildfires, though worsened by El NiΓ±o drought. bbc.com/news/live/crz6… thediplomat.com/2026/10/as-ind… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Indo…
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Standpoint saya mah tetep sama, segala teori komunikasi dll itu berlaku di situasi demokratis. Dalam rezim otoritarian, yang memenangkan seseorang ya kecurangan dllnya. Myanmar ada pemilu? Ada. Korut ada pemilu? Ada. Ode Baru ada pemilu? Ada. Hehehehe.
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Banyak yg tanya, profpic saya ini gimana bikinnya? Yg bikin ilustrator PP saya sebelumnya juga, namanya di IG: haekal.jpg. Lalu, banyak jg yg mau bikin. Ok, ini kami bagi template-nya ya. Silakan unduh di s.id/profpicasap26.
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Ada film yg selesai di bioskop, ada yg ikut pulang bersama kita. Empat Musim Pertiwi adalah yg kedua. Satu adegan di kantor polisi bikin tercekat lama sekali. Saya tuliskan apa yg dirasakan saat menonton dan dipikirkan sesudahnya. Baca ulasannya, tonton filmnya. :) boxd.it/gId0P9
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Teratur apaan? Itu 'hilirisasi' kurang ngaco apa sebagai kata? Padahal padanan bahasa Inggrisnya 'downstreaming'. Sekarang jadi jabatan formal level menko pula. Hhh.
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Iya, abisnya prompt lu jelek. 1. Cipika-cipika (aneh banget 2x) sama tetangga padahal ketemu depan rumah. 2. Makan pake tangan kiri sambil gemes liat gulali. 3. Minum langsung dari keran di pojok gang. 4. Keran siapa yang bisa dibuka siapapun itu? Manusia 4-0 AI
Kalau ga di tandain AI apakah kalian menyadari ini AI ? Prompt: Create a 30-second ultra-realistic home-video of a 35-year-old Sundanese Indonesian woman living in Jakarta in the early 2000s. Use the attached image as her character reference and keep her face, hairstyle consistent. She is a divorced woman with long black hair tied in a casual ponytail, wearing a slightly revealing pink crop top, white casual shorts, simple slippers and a small bracelet. She has realistic skin and subtle perspiration from Jakarta's humid weather. She steps out of her home with a warm, cheerful smile, closes the door and walks through a quiet Jakarta residential neighborhood. She enters a small local warung, picks up fresh bread, pays with coins, then walks outside holding the bread. She notices her female friend approaching from the opposite direction. They smile, greet each other warmly and hug naturally before saying goodbye. She continues walking. Farther down the street, she sees a bicycle cotton-candy vendor. She stops, takes coins from her pocket and buys colorful cotton candy. She takes a happy bite while continuing her walk. She reaches an outdoor water tap, places the bread on a clean ledge, bends down and drinks directly from the tap. She wipes her mouth, picks up the bread and continues. Near the end, she walks down the quiet Jakarta residential lane holding bread in one hand and cotton candy in the other. She takes another bite, turns toward the camera, smiles naturally and says in Sundanese, β€œKumaha damang?” before walking away. Use raw early-2000s consumer DV-camera footage: handheld shake, imperfect framing, autofocus hunting, exposure shifts, soft digital detail, mild digital noise, natural motion blur, occasional awkward zooms and authentic home-video imperfections. Natural Jakarta ambience only: footsteps, warung sounds, bicycles, vendors, distant traffic, birds, children playing, running water and humid tropical wind. No music, narration, subtitles, beauty filter, polished commercial cinematography or CGI look. naturally
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Hai2, ada yg minat jd beta reader yg sesuai dgn kriteria berikut? 1. Mahasiswa Psikologi UI/Ilmu Hukum UGM circa 2010-2020 2. Suka baca fiksi 3. Bersedia menyelesaikan baca naskah dlm 1 minggu Please contact me through DM/reply. Kalau cocok, ada honor kompetitif. Thank you! 😊
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Menyoki, but in NYC style. 🀣🀣🀣
Zohran: β€œWe know the President not just as the leader of the country, but as someone who has built a lot of housing in this city” He knows just how to talk to Trump. Hate Zohran’s ideology but he is a very skilful politician
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