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How have Palace got something here they’ve been fucking absolute shite

Gogglebox was brilliant once upon a time, why oh why do they insist on box ticking and making everything woke/shite

Now we’re not in it and I’m not all tense, nervous and double upset all the time I see what they mean about the entertainment level in the championship, miles better than the prem for me

Them valencia orange ice lollies from sainos are gangster mate hit like crack

If you’ve got proper shit craic do not be coming anywhere near my mentions, how dare you, morning lads

No idea her name in the top right corner but she is absolute magic mate

Timeless

2026 peaked here n it’s a compliment rather than a snide comment absolutely unreal feeling even at my mates house watching it think my head would have fallen off actually being there

If you listen carefully you can hear Grealish opening another sealer bag

We got bollocked for playing footy in street when we were kids as well

Newcastle’s shape and set up is like they’re winning 1-0 wtf, sat far too deep

Absolutely no one is gonna need to know this but Duncan out of Blue, his great grandad is Herbert Chapman, am always telling birds that one

Just glad Grealish doesn’t play for us imagine the bender that would drive him to playing five minutes every week

Fuck me I reckon I easily get more pointless texts, calls, letters, emails, than I did before the GDPR laws came in and I always say no to being contacted about extra stuff as well, @andyburnham talk to me

So Grealish loves a night out a lot more than the average man why does this all of a sudden mean he’s got mental health issues 😵‍💫 he’s 31 with millions in the bank and takes the piss from time to time, not necessarily in a bad way mentally, such a weird n miserable country

All the best for the week everyone 👍❤️

Completely dehydrated n it still happens

What the fuck is anyone watching this on channel 4, “Bradley Walsh’s million pound shot”, surely this is fake? Can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed if not

Were shouting about Champions League the other week by the way 😂😂😂😂😂

Get that fucking arrogant cunt out what a joke that is 1-0 n you’ve not brought on all your attacking options until the 84th minute completely unacceptable cya