em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc 🫀🔥🧠

I don’t know what to tell you, teej 😬 – at Hollywood, Los Angeles

you think *that’s* bad, pretty sure I left my glasses at the theater that roofied my martini when I saw barbie the first time on wednesday… – at Altadena, CA

sorry I never saw this one til just now so – at Altadena, CA

just imagine how spectacularly exhausting being this queen’s alter-ego must have been for the poor soul who was assigned that sorry task – at Altadena, CA

no honey that’s a triple – at Altadena, CA

maybe it’s time for a wonder woman who masturbates while she flies – at Altadena, CA

not *my* fault these violet delights have such violetly violent ends 😇😈🔥

ps umm WOW 🌭💦🫠 – at Burbank, CA

@raulcampos thank you guys at the station for all your hard work and dedication once again! 🤗 – at Altadena, CA

to wit: this song by someone whose house my husband lived in when he moved here from the upper westside in manhattan to go to film school just came on the radio while we were in the middle of yet another heated argument and now he’s crying – at Altadena, CA

who knew that would turn out to be so lethally intoxicating – at Altadena, CA

my ipad went full pre-swastika on me this morning but god bless my phone for continuing to resist – at Altadena, CA

the unpink dress I wore to see barbie on wednesday vs the unpink one I wore yesterday to see it again in order to confirm that my drink had definitely been drugged the first time….. – at Pasadena, CA

this is just like what happened with all the kens in the barbie movie and I’m here for it 🍿

the entire vibe is so this if this had lacked any sense or semblance of rhythm: