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Birmingham
Joined October 2011
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The fact that people are celebrating Outlook being down should be studied. Imagine creating a work culture so psychologically exhausting that people experience genuine relief when they physically cannot do their jobs.
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michelle retweeted
bu yili gercekten anlamiyorum 10 dakikada bi persembe oluyo
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Bit of a longshot but any London standing tickets for Noah kahan on sale? Ideally for Saturday
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11:11 make a wish
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I almost forgot how fucking weird November is there’s no afternoon just pitch black after 3pm
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they really arent kidding when people talk about how flirting/dating when you're 25+ is like airing out everything immediately to see if you're compatible LMFAO.
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having adhd is rly like i’m an addict :( i’m addicted to fun. also i abuse substances
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after a breakup with a long term partner i remember feeling like i had a bunch of currency for a civilization that didn’t exist anymore because i had acquired so much knowledge about the preferences and needs of a specific person, developed skills i otherwise would not have
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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Nothing beats that 15 minute window after leaving the cinema where your brain genuinely hasn't remembered your real life yet
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people who are afraid of double texting are the weakest link. if i have 8 thoughts you’re getting 8 texts
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work people are like 'I feel guilty for taking a long lunch don’t you?’ and i'm like 'I think I experience emotions in a way that is fundamentally incompatible with office culture'
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To the girl in Flying Tiger that complimented my bag, spoke to me about charity shops, gave me recommendations for city breaks and vegan food in Manchester, I think about you all the time
the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging any contact info.
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we should have halloween a couple times a year. the people need to dress up like this more often
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my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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sometimes you just gotta sit with the fact that after all of the trauma you actually will never be the same and it did change you fundamentally and there’s no going back
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if you don't occasionally get excited about the moon idk what to tell you dude
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the wii was just that bitch idk
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she is so real #respect
Situationship dropped another banger
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